Florida Man - World's Superhero

@washghost1 This is the coolest remote control thing ever

Yes I’d like to place an order

@BuenoForMiami BC a citrus tree could have a disease that could spread to our groves and wipe them out. I forget the name of the disease but a couple years ago it spread to hundreds of acres of orange trees and decimated the crop that year.

Why is there a law that prohibits shipping citrus trees to Florida? WTF?

@JackLinFLL ok, i though the iodine was bruising. Hopefully it heals up quick, maybe some buttery fly bandages to close the wound

@danmmeyer The iodine stain makes it look 10x worse. It is pretty deep though. If I have to pull a trigger it's going to start pouring blood again.

Just got bit by this 6' Tessalata eel. 0/5 do not reccomend

@JackLinFLL damn! that doesn't look good

Let it be known my last words before this happened were "what's it going to do? Gum me to death?" lol

@JMKD1111 @RonCab13 @EYakoby @StalwartCoug You are an absolute moron

@danmmeyer @RonCab13 @EYakoby @StalwartCoug This is exactly why people don’t respect America. Do you not understand what the most golds means? We know your education system doesn’t prepare you for much but counting is pretty basic math just not for yanks🤣 how man Canadians were on each time careful that includes counting

BREAKING: Six American allies have just pledged to secure the Strait of Hormuz shipping lanes. Japan, Britain, France, Germany, Italy, and the Netherlands. The regime is losing both militarily and diplomatically.

@NiohBerg @SpaceMtnDude sounds like good news 👍

🔴 BREAKING: Tehran is getting bombed in every single part of the city. Biggest wave of strikes in a long time. Explosions everywhere for the past half hour.

@Tim_Walz @Yolo304741 about damn time

The White House is cutting off $250 million for Minnesotans health care.

@HMMCoach @HumanityChad hell yeah. Lucy would love to run free in the mall and go grab a stuffed animal from the toy store

@danmmeyer @HumanityChad Exactly! I mean I'd like to let mine run in a mall. Lol

Dog was chased after stealing a stuffed animal in a shopping center 😂 The cutest thief ❤️

@robkmusic pretty sure he died hitting all the buildings but not positive

@danmmeyer I remember that. I was thinking to myself dude was lucky he didn’t end up at 80,000 feet with the storms right there. But then again, I honestly don’t remember what became of him so maybe it would’ve been luckier?

Years ago, on Clearwater Beach a boat parasites like this broke free and the person up there ended up slamming in to like 3 or four high rise hotels. that video was intense to watch and I immediately knew this is something I would never do

Straight of Gibraltar > Straight of Harmuz

@SadiesMopingBed @DrEliDavid @TrentTelenko totally agree

@danmmeyer @DrEliDavid @TrentTelenko Everyone of his buddies is s---ing bricks right now and afraid to man their posts. Destroying morale and the will to fight is a big part of warfare.

A simple Basij guard protecting a gate... DEAD 👇 There is no such thing "simple Basij guard". It doesn't matter how junior your position is. If you show up for work in Basij or IRGC, you are signing your death certificate!

@HMMCoach @HumanityChad yeah, no way they can take that away from him but also agree....why is a dog running loose in a mall and where are the owners 🤣

@danmmeyer @HumanityChad 1. You have to let him have it 2. Where are the parents? 3. LMAO

@MilenaAmit @Polymarket

@Polymarket This sounds very sustainable.

JUST IN: New York City reportedly now spending more per homeless person than the median income of the city.

@oliviakrolczyk_ it's all they know, it and the race card are all they have to fall back on

Why are they always victims?

Current vibes inside Iran. This is not a country being "indiscriminately carpet bombed" as you can clearly see. Everyone knows they are not the targets for airstrikes, and that it's a war against the oppressive regime. They trust America and Israel to target mullahs only.

@HMMCoach I guess but im in no mood for a dog bath and drying her on a Thursday night 🤣🤣

@danmmeyer Maybe she wanted a shower?

weirdest thing. the Mrs. is taking a bath. I went upstairs and into the bathroom to find Lucy just hanging out in the shower. Never seen her do this before. Guess she just wanted to be close to mama 🤣

@ghosthoffa @BernieSanders it's scary. only reason I can think why Elon is pushing universal basic income....bc he knows there will be very few jobs in the coming years. look at fast food: once a great entry level job for a teen, no most are all kiosks and few people actually working there

@danmmeyer @BernieSanders And they wonder why young people don't want to have kids... 3/4ths of the jobs are being eliminated, what hope do they have for any kind of actual work?

Jeff Bezos, worth $234 billion, plans to replace 600,000 Amazon workers with robots. Now, he wants to spend $100 billion to fully automate not just his warehouses, but factories in the U.S & other countries. Oligarchs are waging all out war against workers. FIGHT BACK.

@MOSSADil @TrentTelenko why in the world would you post this????

Israeli assessments indicate the U.S. is preparing a military operation to secure the Strait of Hormuz, with a major force buildup already underway. The campaign is reportedly expected to last around two weeks, aimed at restoring maritime traffic and ending Iran’s blockade. Israeli officials believe Israel may support the operation, likely through intelligence and operational coordination, as Washington weighs options to reopen the strategic waterway amid escalating attacks on shipping and energy infrastructure. Follow @MOSSADil for real-time updates.

@Velvetvignette1 @thegabriel72 based on the dress and the radio, has to be early 80s

What decade was this picture taken ?