Florida Man - World's Superhero

@MTPerry_Powell @florida_grand @CaliRN619 @GovRonDeSantis Honeymoon Island is so nice. Was my mom's favorite beach

@danmmeyer @florida_grand @CaliRN619 @GovRonDeSantis Same... Clearwater and honeymoon Island

Just so we’re clear, Florida beaches like Clearwater Beach are 💯 times better than California beaches. Just like @CaliRN619 mentioned, No crime, no homelessness, no druggies passed out on the beach, no panhandling. Thank you @GovRonDeSantis for keeping Florida great.

@BeachFrmFL I am just going with: Florida Man, a mix of brave and stupid 😂

@danmmeyer I know! Can't decide if that guy is brave or stupid.

#Florida golf: where the hazards bite back. 🐊

@benzeev1948 Agreed!

@danmmeyer She deserves billboards up and down I-95.

So proud of this Florida Woman. She is a keeper, definitely the one you take home to meet the parents. #floridawoman

@BlondieAtlanta @USA_Anne711 Dungeoness are fantastic. I think the stone crab is local to FL BC i have heard other people from othere states say they had never heard of them before. The could thing is they are sustainable: they take the big claw and toss them back into the water and the claw regenerates

@danmmeyer @USA_Anne711 Yes they were $$$. I didn’t have but once. Never heard of them till I moved here 16 yrs ago. We eat Dungeoness in California.

I was today years old when I learned that there are 12 different types of crab! 🦀 Kind of ‘claw-some’! 🙃

@GeorgeWept Young people have no clue about "work appropriate" dress

The audacity of this employee is off the charts.

Accurate.

@ajlamesa What is your point? Even the public beaches that are not "expensive" or have tolled bridges are free of the insanity that exists in CA. Go to Clearwater Beach: you will not see the shit that is allowed to exist in CA. CLW Beach is wide open, not fancy, no tolls....yet no issues

You visited an expensive beach destination with a tolled bridge.

@troptoberfest Yeah, I gotta say, it is pretty run down these days. I honestly would not be surprised if they sold it or went into bankruptcy

Busch Gardens leaning into free tickets for everyone because the place has turned into a genuine dump

@Thefactsdude Death Penalty. There is no rehabilitating this woman.

NEW: Tampa woman jailed on six felony counts of aggravated animal cruelty after dog abuse caught on camera Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office real-time crime cameras captured 33-year-old Imania Davis outside her apartment complex in Tampa violently abusing a small 22-pound white dog. The terrified dog was later found with a broken front leg and bleeding from the nose. Davis was arrested and booked on six counts of aggravated animal cruelty.

@EmmaVigeland Fantastic. Hopefully he gets rid of more of the dead weight

"Since Trump returned to office in January last year, Pete Hegseth... has fired or forcibly retired 24 generals and senior commanders, with no performance-related reason given. About 60% have been Black or female." theguardian.com/us-news/2026/m…

@BlondieAtlanta @USA_Anne711 They are so good! Last season they were a bit pricey, hopefully the upcoming season they will not go up any further in price

@USA_Anne711 Stoneys are my favorite since living here in Florida 😋 🦀

@mehdirhasan When are you self deporting?

The president of the United States posting from an official government account an image of the chair of the Federal Reserve being thrown in the trash. There are no words or precedents for this.

@grantstern You are an idiot. The house and senate voted on it. We voted to elect the people who voted on it. Do you know anything about civics?

But not voted upon.

@NavigationDeck @Pro__Trading Yeah apparently the POTUS and VP can not be from the same state. Rubio just needs to make his DC apartment his homestead and then we are good to go.

@danmmeyer @Pro__Trading I think a Rubio / DeSantis ticket would be a problem as they are both Florida residents. But I agree with they being in top 3 positions.

I am becoming of the opinion that Marco Rubio would be harder for the Democrats to beat in 2028 than Jd Vance. I like both men and I will vote for whoever wins the primary. But, Rubio's combination of experience and respectability makes him a very hard target for the Democrats. There's almost no opposition research that would work against Rubio. Most attacks would bounce right off him.

@Karla1953 She doesn't need any changing!

@danmmeyer There is a Florida Man out there somewhere that thinks he can change her!!!

Forget about IT in the storm drain with his red balloon! 🎈 This is real life in Florida! 🐊 Tell me you live in Florida without telling me you live in Florida 😂 🤣

@JackLinFLL Amen. It will likely take them 10 years to rebuild that bridge

Ron DeSantis would have had the Francis Scott Key bridge back up in six months. You get what you vote for, folks.

@starcravingspr Room 2 all day long

Which room would you pick?

@SenWarren Have you repaid the American Indians whose spot you stole to go to university?

If Jeff Bezos can drop $10 million to sponsor the Met Gala, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.