Chris Perry

@junior_miller [Nantz voice] He looks to the heavens and thinks “It’s mine, oh at last!”

Final leaderboard for the 2026 April Fools Open

@gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller Last week I saw another major politician driving with an open air vehicle across Dealey Plaza

This is absolutely a function of the “haha here’s a video of me hitting my buddy with a golf cart” and “golf is for drinking ten beers with The Boys” culture, shrink the fucking game

@NoLayingUp The "Tied with 5 to play" graphic as they head to the 16th tee in what could be the pivotal match of the entire event was the icing on the cake of a truly ridiculous broadcast peformance

Might be the only thing that we can get 95% of the country to agree on

@ANTIFAldo Fumblegeddon amirite

moar fumbles

@NoLayingUp They gave TC the (html) codes

Tommy

@TronCarterNLU So you missed the Tirico mea culpa for Smylie’s f-bomb? @SERVPRO

Double box on mute + Open Radio 🤌🤌🤌

30 years, 66 days.

@NickKOkc @ThaChiefDavis CWS? They’ve been in one super since then.

@ThaChiefDavis Dang. OSU baseball hasn’t been in CWS since 2016.

Dang refs haven’t scored a basket 5 minutes into the 3rd quarter

No idea how we won that game #ThunderUp

@BunkiePerkins 🫶

Gregg Doyle getting bodied forever

@zkmavz Finnish them

Someone give me a cigarette

@BunkiePerkins 8 pts, 8 rebs, 7 blocks, 6 fouls, 5 children running the other direction. The Edey 5x5

End them, OKC

@SportsSturm Men are scheduling vasectomies around the opening round of the NBA Cup

@Eddie_Rado Should we start planning a December bedlam exhibition at Chad Richison Stadium?

I think I’ve seen enough.

@KVanValkenburg “Two brothers locked in a lifelong Cane and Abel struggle” is 👨🏻‍🍳💋

Possibly my favorite silly voice over I've ever done.

@TronCarterNLU Colin not conceding Scottie’s bogey putt is truly demonic behavior in this match play situation

SICK SICK SICK SICK

@gordonkeith @junior_miller Tirico just said the E. coli levels are still too high in the Seine to host events right now. Vindication for @GeorgeDunham #DooDooRiver

Why did he start taking notes at the end?

Am I on drugs?

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