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Colonel Reverend Ryan
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Colonel Reverend Ryan
@ColonelRyan_I
god won't let me die
Indianapolis, IN 가입일 Şubat 2017
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I know getting rid of the block feature is a mistake on account of knowing at least a single woman
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@chafingarmor *Thwipping a mountain dew into my hands*
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I’m from the spider verse dimension where I didn’t get spider powers and also spider powers aren’t real and also if they were I’d probably use my great power with no responsibility. 🕷️
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From my perspective humanity has created the greatest music in the universe
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@slavjew @SenFettermanPA I would say go fuck yourself but your dick probably doesn't work
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You know, I never used to understand why a single person would launch 1,000 ships. I get it
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You should get paid overtime if you have a dream about work
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@RiotGrlErin For a few hundred dollars a week I will come and shoot the demons in your house
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i’m focusing on myself, my dog and a few of these pesky demons i’ve got hanging about.
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Huh... a heaping amount of gold doesn't seem like that much gold. That shits heavy
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@thefruityfroot @hailthevail I'm glad I scrolled down to make sure that I wasn't the only one to think that
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Your honor, permission to treat everyone as hostile. I'm just in a bad mood
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@elfinahat This is literally in the first chapter of the Bible
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Darth Vader is the mf who brings his own fog machine to the fight
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There are very few things I'm looking forward to more than 'Cocaine Bear'
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Wait... who tf programmed battle droids to feel fear?
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Airports need to have a designated screaming room
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