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It has been a pleasure shitposting with all of you cnbc.com/2022/10/27/elo…

@newmo99 The math doesn't look good

Trying to figure out if I have enough Good Son Points™️ to stay in the will if I skip a family wedding

@KathrynTewson Sharing excel tips is the lord's work

@EvanKaylor @BillNye I didn't think 12 year olds were allowed on this site

@BillNye If only it mattered.

Wearing the I Voted sticker proudly, very proudly.

@DiscoAttorney The only silver lining is most of them are old as shit

Jesus, what imbeciles.

@bennyjohnson Bad shop is bad

Based hecklers humiliate AOC over border crisis at trainwreck speech AGAIN 🔥

Tomorrow morning Will involve an eight mile walk I have some regrets

@AngMacQ Ah good i was going to be surprised if it hadn't been used

Did anybody use Truss Falls as a headline bc if not news media is over

Breaking: Herschel Walker to assist local police in investigating the theft of his nose

"Hey it's [date] you said you'd have an update by [two weeks from now] how is it going?"

Two days ago, the schnauzer stole a coaster off the coffee table and was chewing it. Wife put it on top of the piano, out of reach. Now the schnauzer is sitting, staring at the piano, and growling.

Last night in Rocket League some rando with a 'MAGA' clan tag lost and started whining about wanting a rematch. They really are all just the same guy lol

@zachwolfelaw I am so sorry my friend.

Usually when I say “some personal news” it’s a joke, but this is real. We lost my mom to cancer. It happened fast. I’m very sad, but determined to honor her memory by bringing a little more positivity into the world every day. “All we are saying, is give peace a chance.”

@GovernorVA As a Virginian, eat shit Glenn.

Tune in as I announce the Operation Bold Blue Line Initiative, w/ five clear steps: Invest in our law enforcement Recruit more law enforcement Provide more training & equipment Hire more prosecutors Increase our support for victims & witnesses fb.watch/gdocX4pyWW/