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@wylfcen I love the American flag, it is obviously the best flag. I don't necessarily support adding a moon to it, but it *might* be cool if the moon was the 51st state to make it a little moon instead of a star

@OVTweetmarck This is the most Reddit chart I have ever seen. None of the pictures are actual nerds, all are evil.

Theater Nerds are the definition of evil

@owenbroadcast Just like Norm MacDonald with his "I didn't even know he was sick" joke before dying of a sickness no one know about. I appreciate when comedians commit to the bit

every april’s fools i think of the year mitch hedberg died of a drug overdose, which is really tragic, but they announced it on april fool’s day and it was before smartphones so everyone was just kind of wondering if it was a joke until a few days later. real comedian to the end

@JesseKellyDC Birthright citizenship is before the Supreme Court RIGHT NOW! People just like to be upset I guess

We have negative migration for the first time in decades. Trump deserves credit for that. That’s a really, really big deal.

@aelfred_D For the preservation of both of our cultures, it's probably best if someone shuts this down really soon. Maybe we can do this every 3-6 months. It's too much now. It's going to ruin both of us.

American: This is cool. Japanese: Have you considered putting a small one on your rifle? American: You’re blowing my mind, guys.

The Japanese are out here putting figureheads on their guns, amazing stuff

@PaulSkallas I've been doing dead hangs every day because of your suggestion. They do feel really good, but the area right below my neck between my shoulder blades feels tweaked. I've tried hanging my head down or leaning it back, same result. Not going to stop doing them though.

better off doing dead hangs for 2 minutes everyday to strengthen your grip, open up the shoulders and lats and make your upper back feel less compressed

@Oilfield_Rando You did right? You know you did

Stopped by the store and bought a rotisserie chicken. Checkout lady was like “we have forks and napkins right over there”. Do…..do I look like I’m just gonna sit in my truck and scarf down an entire rotisserie chicken right out of the bag?!

@aelfred_D Would be a funny bit to put everything that is not 100% verifiable in vague language like when I allegedly started this tweet by saying "would be a funny bit"

For years I went to a Catholic Church that looked like a gym. Also, have whatever critiques you want, but I’m pretty sure the book isn’t “supposedly” about his conversion to Catholicism, unless when you open you discover it’s a swashbuckling romance.

@hallofgoodpod This is probably an April Fools gag, but you should actually put those 3 guys into the hopper and let the vote happen when they get picked by your algorithm just to see what happens

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 After spending 10 minutes really thinking about it, I’ve decided to backtrack everything I’ve ever said and make Barry Bonds Hall of Pretty Good eligible! Players like Alex Rodriguez and Manny Ramirez are also HoPG eligible now too.

@eigenrobot @MsMelChen I guess instead of English teachers we should have just sent our best pitmasters from Texas

@MsMelChen horrifying reports about our modern missionaries to japan x.com/heisei_ramen/s…

reports from @MsMelChen completely crazy to me that japan was coming under criticism (or perceived itself as) over fukushima on first reading, guess i'd imagined most of that was opportunism from euro greens or something

@TheFreeSeaElf Based and Dragonlancepilled

By the age of 30 your friend group should include a Barbarian, a Dwarf, an Elf, and a Wizard

@ManDaveJobGood Thank you for always making sure I know when the Soylord is back after getting banned

@jarvis_best I was worried early on that they would get outscored by the Avs

We won! A baseball game!

@eigenrobot Did it really crush it first try like that?

妻 @selentelechia：日本人ってあまり肉を食べないの？タンパク質が足りてないんじゃない？私たちが手助けする必要があるの？

@jarvis_best Japanese Twitter is gonna love this

This is so hot

@jarvis_best So true! 160-2. Most wins of all time

This is a team of destiny. I can feel it. History will be made this year.

@wylfcen True story: when I was a kid, my brother and I had very light blond hair. My dad was stationed in Korea, and people would always want to touch our hair. They also congratulated my mother on giving my dad 2 sons

@iowahawkblog I'm not a Chevy guy in any way, but the 350 is at least giving the flathead a run for its money in the final right?

A good way to start an argument among gearheads is to ask: what is the greatest V8 engine? Note I've only mentioned a handful of production V8s here, so feel argue for your Elite Eight in the replies. (Obviously it's the 1932 Ford flathead, but I've gotta ID cars now.)

It's time to talk about the Elite Eight! And here at Dave's Car ID Service, that of course means elite 8-cylinder car engines. And as your host, I am going to set my Elite Eight of Elite Eights region by region. In the Old Timers Region, I'm pitting the 1903 Ader V8 vs the 1905 Rolls-Royce 3.5 liter V8. Both have some claim to be the first V8 car engine; Clement Ader combined 4 V-twin engines on a single crankshaft to field a team of 3 V8 cars for the 1903 Paris-Madrid race. These were specially built for the race, and not a production model. The Rolls-Royce V8 was a production engine, although only briefly (1905-06) and in an unsuccessful model (the weirdly named Legal Limit). The next production Rolls-Royce V8 wouldn't appear until 1959. I don't know about you, but it irks me that the USA doesn't have a claimant to first V8. But the 1915 Cadillac V8 (introduced in 1914) was the first highly successful production V8, considered globally an engineering masterpiece, and cemented the United States of America the Land of the V8 Motor. Even Rolls-Royce cribbed their 1959 design by studying the masters of Detroit.

@OVTweetmarck Haha I’m such a hater too. I’m on a business trip to Utah, and I instinctively started rooting against the Mammoth while watching at the bar I was at

Nah see the issue is I have realized that I hate other teams/opponents way more than I like my own teams

@plzbepatient My absolute second worst thing the gays ever did was co-opting the rainbow as their symbol

It’s impressive how they’ve used the rainbow, which should be a pretty assortment of colors, into something hideous and in your face