Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) 리트윗함
Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy)
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy)
@CrumbleBumbles
(He/Him) I'm from a small town in Texas and I hope to one day live in Japan. I love video games and pro wrestling. I also tend to tweet about tokusatsu.
Texas 가입일 Ağustos 2011
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@June__Lovejoy I've heard "Camera's off, brother." a lot from the wrestlers I would hang out with after a show when some dudes in the crowd couldn't separate the character from the person.
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Most “fans” have a very specific version of me that exits in their head that was fabricated for them by a Japanese company and completely out of my hands. I was given a script and did my j-o-b job.
It’s the same people who get a glimpse of me in my private life when I’m dyke McFagFag and lose their minds.
The image people have of me isn’t my responsibility. Camera’s off, brother.
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I can’t control who is a fan of my work. If someone in my fan base does shitty behavior like this or is too prideful to call out shitty behavior like this, what am I to do other than say, “I do not fuck with you and this behavior is bad”. If they jerk off to my porn and don’t care about me as a person they are just fans of porno I’m in, not me as a person.
𝕯𝖆𝖓 𝕸𝖈𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖑𝖘 ⭐⭐⭐@DanMill99
@June__Lovejoy Its your fanbase, dummy.
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@June__Lovejoy I did think of a better response 😂
I forgot I had this one in the chamber

San Antonio, TX 🇺🇸 English

@lanabeesfw @itsClintSteel I just found out that they make weighted capybara plush for $10

San Antonio, TX 🇺🇸 English
Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) 리트윗함

Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) 리트윗함

If i may speak…………..

Anéjo Yote 🔜 FC, NFC@AnejoYote
Phuket 🇹🇭 2026. An adventure I’ll never forget; friends I’ll remember forever!
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It’s nice to know that amidst all the negativity, magic can still happen in this world
Politics For You@PoliticoForYou
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Liz Truss suggests “underground transgender mafia” may be responsible for Italian chocolate heist that saw over 12 tonnes of KitKats stolen.
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@June__Lovejoy I just had a customer ask an AI chat bot why all of the gaming consoles are increasing in price...
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San Antonio, TX 🇺🇸 English

Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) 리트윗함
Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy) 리트윗함
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