Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy)

@handasasa Allergies are hitting hard this year 🤧 Hope you feel better soon 💕

ただいま🩷 ファンクラブ🍻とFC2ライブチャットご参加ありがとうございました🩷 寝る前に飲むタイプの花粉症の薬を飲んでるので、この時間になると効果が切れるんでしょうね？ 目が痒い…❗️ 腫れて来た…❗️ あんまり痒い痒いは言ってないつもりですが、遅くまでお付き合いありがとうございました🙇‍♀️

@June__Lovejoy Hell yeah dude 😎

It’s really nice to be able to dress and present how I want🥰I never once felt comfortable with my appearance on set, but it was a role. It wasn’t for my comfort. Now I’m excited to get dressed or do my hair. No one can take that joy away from me🕺💕I wish this happiness for everyone.

I love on my tours when the client has no idea I did JAV. The conversation usually goes like this: Client: so what did you do before becoming a tour guide? Me: oh I was in the JAV industry! Client: oh cool! Like as a cameraman? Me: 😏

What do you mean I have to rebuild my PC today?

@himari_tsuki 😳👍

do you like japanese nerdy girls ?

@lanabeesfw You, in-between snores:

Drifting off to the sounds of my upstairs neighbors duking it out

I meet a lot of men through my field of work and I feel a lot of them don’t realize what is actually necessary for a relationship with a woman. A lot of them just want a wet hole, a mother, or a maid. Relationships are tough and take work. But, not everyone needs a romantic

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@June__Lovejoy Busting so hard, that you enter the Avatar state and all of your past forms feel it

@CrumbleBumbles But I bet the orgasm feels crazy lol

I get this, but the ones “for women” are usually useless and just to look pretty/easy to hide. I yearn for some of the cool shit marketed towards men🥺

@June__Lovejoy I might be on a roll here, but you could get 6 (3 for the growers and 3 for the showers) karakuri dolls, paint them (gold, silver, bronze) and then hand them out based on the data you collected.

@June__Lovejoy Hell even the sticky notes would be useful for the bit when comes to pre and post arousal

Going to Kanamara Festival on April 5? Here’s some souvenirs you have to pick up!! • 500 yen gacha (you always win something!) • Phallic stationery • Karakuri dolls + more Located at Daishi Park during Sakura En Festival🌸 Perfect stop between shrine visits and hanami☀️

Planning to attend Kanamara Festival? Here’s what to expect, what to buy, and how to actually enjoy it without missing the best parts!! tokyolovedistrict.com/kanamara-festi…

Any JAV-related articles can be found here! For free!!! @SubHeartJP ‘s and mine. I’m a JAV-industry veteran and Fucchan is an incredibly talented writer. It’s all free!!! Written by people!!! tokyolovedistrict.com/category/jav/

@June__Lovejoy @SubHeartJP @tokyolovedist AI has ruined the reading comprehension of so many people So damn annoying

WHY?? Lmfao I literally wrote a free guide and @SubHeartJP wrote another on @tokyolovedist . Quite literally any info it pull would likely be from our FREE articles.

My god, I love her so much it hurts.

Average indie locker room