@RealCryptoFace Yeah thats going to happen right after they come out with the nude Pelozi trading cards.
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@CryptoKerry6
C.C.O. ( Chief Chilehead Officer) Hot Line Pepper Products. https://t.co/eIO4oExQtT, Crypto Degen & NFH ( Non Fungible Human)
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@RealCryptoFace How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? @RealCryptoFace
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Tell me a joke
if i laugh you can win anywhere from 0-$500 bucks..
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@RealCryptoFace How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? @RealCryptoFace
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@RealCryptoFace I'd prefer US approved exchange. Any suggestions?
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If you had FREE access to AI Agents that will trade for you would you try it?
You can now with
Step 1: signup with BloFin account here - partner.blofin.com/d/CryptoFace
Step2: make an account at CentralCommand.io
and connect your APIs (follow instructions on the website its easy!)
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@RealCryptoFace This is The Legend tp follow. @RealCryptoFace is the real deal!
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We built a free AI Trading Agent terminal.. everything you need to know to check it out is in the video
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$MSTR | $STRK | $STRF | $STRD | $STRC | $STRE: Very Happy Monday and Good Morning everyone, it's Cornday.
SWEET BABY JESUS @Strategy has acquired 34,164 $BTC and they HODL 815,061 $BTC. This $BTC purchase was made via the $MSTR | $STRC ATM Equity Offerings.
Michael Saylor@saylor
Strategy has acquired 34,164 BTC for ~$2.54 billion at ~$74,395 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.5% YTD 2026. As of 4/19/2026, we hodl 815,061 $BTC acquired for ~$61.56 billion at ~$75,527 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategyโฆ
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In one week, @Strategy increased BTC Gain by 82% to $4.97 billion for the year. This reflects the reflexive power of combining appreciating bitcoin (digital capital) with accretive financing (digital credit).
Michael Saylor@saylor
Strategy has acquired 34,164 BTC for ~$2.54 billion at ~$74,395 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.5% YTD 2026. As of 4/19/2026, we hodl 815,061 $BTC acquired for ~$61.56 billion at ~$75,527 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategyโฆ
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MSTR closed on Friday at $166 per share
If Bitcoin closes the year at $162K (28.5% higher than previous ATH),
Assuming ZERO additional BTC Accumulation
$MSTR will have an Earnings Per Share of $166, EQUAL to the current stock price as of Friday's close.
The current composite average P/E ratio of the S&P 500 is 28x...
Let's have a week
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Strategy has acquired 34,164 BTC for ~$2.54 billion at ~$74,395 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.5% YTD 2026. As of 4/19/2026, we hodl 815,061 $BTC acquired for ~$61.56 billion at ~$75,527 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC
strategy.com/press/strategyโฆ
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Bitcoin price recently crossed Strategyโs average acquisition cost of $75,527. Thereโs little noise or doomsday commentary like there was on the way down. That's because the metric ultimately doesn't matter. What matters is whether each acquisition was accretive to bitcoin per share. Almost all were.
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Strategy has acquired 34,164 BTC for ~$2.54 billion at ~$74,395 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.5% YTD 2026. As of 4/19/2026, we hodl 815,061 $BTC acquired for ~$61.56 billion at ~$75,527 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategyโฆ
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Try Tesla Robotaxi in Dallas & Houston!
Tesla Robotaxi@robotaxi
Robotaxi now rolling out in Dallas & Houston ๐ค
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Interesting. $STRC #STRC
Strategy@Strategy
Strategy is proposing to pay semi-monthly dividends on $STRC, instead of monthly. No change to the annual dividend obligations or dividend rate. These proposed changes are intended to stabilize price, dampen cyclicality, drive liquidity, and grow demand.
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The dollar to sats paradigm shift has begun. 4-16-2026
Michael Saylor@saylor
We now display Bitcoin Per Share (in sats) on our site: 205,812. $MSTR
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We now display Bitcoin Per Share (in sats) on our site: 205,812. $MSTR
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If this makes you uncomfortable, itโs working. $STRC
Michael Saylor@saylor
You werenโt meant to live an uncomfortable life. $STRC
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