Big Dave.

@Nigel_Farage What would you and your little sheep know about civic pride? The 2 riots you've invited have caused havoc for local residents and caused damage to their property. Farage the fucking grifter.

We need to rekindle our sense of civic pride. dailymail.com/news/article-1…

@Propheticz @PolitlcsUK Of course we do, match times are outside licensing hours.

@PolitlcsUK I didn’t think we needed the PM’s permission for that? Jesus, we really are becoming North Korea 😭

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says the Government will allow pubs to serve outdoor pints and screen matches in their beer gardens for the World Cup

@AntiWokeMemes Hippotato

Do you see a Cat or a Dog?

@iamiarah_ The baffles are missing.

Final Exam Question in University Physics: Which truck do you think is going faster?

@1arabella_ Herpes Zoster.

My Sister visited her boyfriend last weekend and she came back with these rashes, Please what causes this and is it something to worry about??

Selling my Porsche and I asked a potential buyer for proof of funds before he test drives it. He responded with this:

@SqSehrish Twang.

There are no words that start with "TW" except 'Two & Twice' Prove me wrong 😭

@Kinza1278 Both and a raw egg mixed into it while still warm.

@AFucksake69 @reformexposed A 2 second search will tell you she's a qualified gas safe plumber. It really isn't difficult.

@reformexposed Where can I find your tweets about this plucky plumber?

Anyone notice Reform UK’s Rob Kenyon hasn’t put his CV out anywhere? We are just supposed to swallow his and Nigel’s story that he’s just a ‘plucky plumber’? He says he’s run a gas heating business for 20 years, but he only register his company in April 2026, before standing as a councillor. Odd after 20 years in business he decided to register a company. Trying to look legit because you’re a politician now, Rob? He said he served in the Army, but we know that he was just an entry level Reservist. We know he trained with British Gas. We know he supposedly spent 6 years working for the NHS. Makerfield Heating was incorporated April 2026, and is registered to 30 Hamilton Road, but its website / social says its office is Hewitt Business Park, also home to TwinSun Heating Ltd. He’s even got his GasSafe registration there: gassaferegister.co.uk/findbusinessre… Kenyon’s whole outfit seems just 6 months old. Reviews go back to then (hilariously the first ones by a family member and Keith Whalley, Reform UK councillor), then again who hasn’t got mates to leave a review to look busy? None of this has been posted by Reform UK, all this is from digging, he’s acting like he’s got something to hide. Just like all the hidden social media accounts.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Performative bullshit.

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@Nigel_Farage Fuck off you self important wanker.

My legal team have written to the BBC demanding a full on air apology and investigation into the defamatory comments made about me on Newsnight. Enough is enough. dailymail.com/news/article-1…

@waseemshoukat92 @FabrizioRomano Revenue for 25/26 season £770m, we've got money to spend so we're spending it.

Arsenal always have a plan. And that plan always involves needing three or four new players. Arteta has been backed with over £500m in signings. At what point does the manager coach his squad instead of demanding more purchases? The transfer market is not the only solution to every problem.

🚨 Arsenal have already started working and planning for summer signings. At least 3 signings are expected, could be even more based on exits. Top winger the priority; midfielder and right back also almost guaranteed. Strikers situation to follow. 🎥 youtu.be/b_LMmBF_ez8

@SuellaBraverman Apparently using a murdered young man as a political pawn matters to you lot. You're vile and I'm sickened by you and that excuse for a human being, Farage.

White lives matter.

@ZiaYusufUK Proof?

George Soros is spending vast amounts on British election campaigns to push his open borders agenda and ruin Britain. This is foreign election interference and the media are silent about it, because many in the media are funded by him too. Reform will end this.

@Nigel_Farage It sickens me you're using the murder of someone to further your racist political agenda. I bet you haven't even spoken to the parents to see if they're ok with this. You're an absolute fucking charlatan.

I am addressing the nation on the shocking case of Henry Nowak’s murder. White lives matter too. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@Jenny_1884 Because the police don't operate the cameras, it's a civilian job.

Greater Manchester have just bought 3 more speed enforcement vans in order to catch drivers speeding. I don’t know how anyone else feels but I’d rather police spent their time catching real criminals rather than spend their time trying to catch out drivers who have just gone over the speed limit. It’s all about just trying to make money nowadays rather than solving crime. The speed limits seem to change practically on a daily basis now.

@anika_climate Seeing as he's a 'plumber' can you ask him to do something about the unflushable turd that is Farage?

Today I met Robert Kenyon in Wigan, Makerfield. What an outstanding choice of candidate. He’s a real man, a true patriot and his only interest is to fight for this country, and represent the people of Makerfield. The response from the doors was fantastic and we stand a real chance. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🩵 I’m going to be up here for a few days fighting on behalf of Robert for our country. I am truly proud to be a part of the effort in one of the most important by elections of our time. History is being made and I am a part of it! Come on @reformparty_uk @RobKenyonReform

@DamianLow3 This from an unelected child of immigrants. I think Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf needs to fucking pipe down.

Compassionate bunch aren’t they

@EdwardJDavey Subscribe to NowTV get HBO for free and watch the match, job done.

As the Champions League final kicks off today, football fans are being priced out by TNT Sports locking it behind a paywall. While the PM has politely asked TNT to make it free, I’m calling on the government to change the law and guarantee these games are always free-to-air!

@robharries83 Don't even need to pay for HBO. A subscription with NowTV comes with HBO built in.

I don't get the fuss over this. It's £4.99 for a HBO subscription, which you can just have for one month, watch the game, then cancel. Less than a pint. NEXT.