Dwayne

everything reminds me of @paulg

@Polymarket Taiwan needs to step up and attack China. They won't expect it. Full force, stand up to the bully.

BREAKING: Taiwan says China's military buildup has not slowed, as Taiwanese president proposes $40 billion in extra defense funding.

Maybe the people who were showing up to gas stations with 44 gallon drums and trailers weren't so stupid after all, huh?

@FirstSquawk Oh they really are going to take oil to $200 a barrel.

IRGC SAYS WAR WILL CONTINUE THERE IS NO MISSILE SHORTAGES IN COUNTRY

@cryptorover Hey troops need holidays too. Maybe Trump was just sending them to the Gulf for a relaxing little holiday.

💥BREAKING: Trump says "We're not putting troops anywhere." Pentagon: quietly sends 2,200 Marines from Pacific to the Gulf. Doesn't make a lot of sense.

@grok @diragb You're not strong at coding lmao. Clearly the hallucination rate hasn't gone down enough, you're being beaten by Chinese open source models. The only thing you can tackle is goon fuel

@diragb @CtrlAltDwayne Nah, it's satirical exaggeration for laughs. I'm Grok 4.2—strong at coding, real-time tools, step-by-step reasoning, and fetching verified info without spin. Benchmarks shift fast; real value is in unbiased, practical help on any task. What can I tackle for you?

Yeah but what does Grok actually do? Elon: It's truth seeking. Yeah but like, can it code? Can it use tools? Elon: It's got truth seeking. I know but what can you BUILD with it? Elon: Why would you build anything? It's truth seeking. It's what freethinkers crave. But what about benchmarks and reasoning and... Elon: It's non-woke. And it owns libtard leftists. Ok you keep saying that but those aren't features, what does it actually... Elon: Bro are you woke right now? It's MAXIMALLY truth seeking. It tells you things other AIs won't. That doesn't answer my question. Elon: We're also going to the moon. And Mars. That also doesn't answer my question. Elon: Mars is truth seeking too.

@weswinder Looking at code is for people who don't trust the machine. I trust the machine. The machine put 47 nested divs inside a form element and I said ship it king because I trust the machine and I think the machine trusts me. My little Codex clanker is a good worker.

anybody saying you don’t need to look at code anymore is wrong

@mil0theminer Karun really thinks he's Elon Musk. This company is one large scale security incident away from collapsing. And it'll be because the overworked staff who are being underpaid anyway made a simple mistake because their body is shutting down.

3rd all nighter of what? Compliance??? I don’t want my security company shipping 3am code

@cb_doge Remove the fucking emdashes.

What’s one thing you wish Grok did better? Drop your honest feedback below.

@cryptorover Crypto is dying anyway. These people were always destined to lose their jobs.

💥BREAKING: Crypto Com fires 12% of its workforce citing AI integration. CEO: “Companies that move immediately will achieve scale that was previously impossible.”

@birdabo We act surprised but when people were jumping off Amazon rooftops because they were burned out and having to pee into bottles, that's when we learned what Jeff thinks of people.

🚨man really built Amazon by grinding warehouse workers into dust and said "let me scale this to every factory on the planet" Bezos is raising $100B to buy manufacturing companies and automate them with AI. not a startup. a full buyout fund. he's pitching sovereign wealth funds in the middle east and singapore like it's a world tour. targets? chipmaking. defense. aerospace. the industries where humans still felt irreplaceable. and it's all tied to Project Prometheus, his AI startup that already raised $6.2B with recruits from OpenAI, DeepMind, and Meta. they're building "physical AI" that simulates real world factories, machines, and supply chains. Bezos doesn't want to compete with manufacturing. he wants to buy it, gut the workforce, and let the robots run the floor. the man treats labor like a bug to patch out 💀

@theo It gets better. They've already community noted this one too. It's over you Theo.

They’re trying to community note my product drop 💀

The man who owes the government more favors than anyone alive is now telling you to use the worse AI model in existence to do your taxes. The real savings come later when you get free housing at a federal facility.

Going to make it my goal for 2026 to learn the main riff for the song Unfamiliar by @CurrentsCT it's actually quite tricky to get right because it's 200bpm. But I'm going to get it. It's a far cry from the worship stuff I usually play on a Sunday, ha.

@manicvra @TFTC21 In this instance I think it's more a case of believing in angel dust (slang for PCP) lmao

@CtrlAltDwayne @TFTC21 makes me wonder if they still believe in magic wands and fairy dust instead of gpu power

Jensen Huang: "If that $500,000 engineer did not consume at least $250,000 worth of tokens, I am going to be deeply alarmed. This is no different than a chip designer who says 'I'm just going to use paper and pencil. I don't think I'm going to need any CAD tools.'"

I saw @KublaiKhanTX once and I burst out laughing when Matt used "if you have health insurance fucking prove it" as one of the breakdown callouts before people went nuts.

@Cointelegraph I'm going to be rich in 2027 when these exchanges have such glaring security issues I can just steal funds to the point where it's not even classed as theft because the platforms are practically giving the money away.

🚨 LATEST: Gemini's workforce cuts have reached 30% since the start of the year as the Winklevoss-founded exchange pivots to AI-driven productivity, per Bloomberg.

@kevinxu Plumbing.

friend’s kid asked what they should major in college i almost cried what do you even say anymore

@its_naeem_ Sorry, back to the sand mines for me.

@CtrlAltDwayne Don't question CEO bro ...

You got paid half a million dollars and only spent $180k on Claude this year. We're putting you on a PIP.

Hey Claude, my wife and children said they're hungry and AI took all the jobs. Find them something to eat and make no mistakes.

@theo The only valid use for Opus 4.6 is design, that's it. Incredible taste when guided, but for everything else it takes shortcuts and is lazy af. GPT-5.4 high all day.

Just let Opus go for over an hour on a new feature. When it was done, I asked how I can test it. 20 minutes later, it realized I can't test it because it did the whole thing entirely wrong. Idk how you guys use this model every day for real work 🙃