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BREAKING: I asked Claude to upgrade my LinkedIn profile. It didn’t just “upgrade” it. It turned it into a recruiter magnet. Here are the exact 7 prompts I used:

🚨 BREAKING: Claude can now build your entire resume and LinkedIn profile for free. I used it and started getting interview calls within 3 days (including Google and Amazon). Here are 12 Claude prompts you should try before applying to any job: (save this)

Claude's most effective prompt structure

Mark Cuban just handed young people a blueprint for getting rich in the next 1-5 years. Every small and mid-sized business will soon need AI agents. Except none of those business owners will know how to build them. That's your opportunity. His advice: learn Claude, learn agentic workflows, learn AI. Then walk into those businesses and solve problems they can't solve themselves. They have money. They have deep problems. You have the skills.

🚨BREAKING: ANTHROPIC IS GIVING AWAY THE SAME CERTIFICATION THAT DELOITTE IS MASS-TRAINING 15,000 EMPLOYEES TO GET. It costs $0. You need a laptop. That's it. It's called the "Claude Certified Architect." Think of it like the AWS cert but for AI. If you were around when AWS certs started, you know what happened. They went from "cool to have" to "you're not getting hired without one." That took about 5 years. This is going to happen way faster. Look at who's already moving: Accenture - training 30,000 people on Claude Cognizant - rolled it out to 350,000 employees Deloitte - opened Claude access to 470,000 people Infosys - anchor partner These aren't startups experimenting. These are billion dollar consulting firms restructuring their entire workforce around Claude. And the certification they need? You can take it right now from your bedroom. Let me be real though. This is not one of those "watch 2 videos and get a badge" type certs that nobody respects. This thing is hard. 60 questions. 2 hours. Proctored. Webcam on. No breaks. No googling. They drop you into real scenarios like designing a customer support agent that handles refunds or setting up Claude in a CI/CD pipeline. The wrong answers look right on purpose. They're the exact mistakes real engineers make in production. 720 out of 1000 to pass. People who took it are saying the agentic architecture and multi-agent orchestration sections are brutal. Most of the exam is about building AI systems that actually work in the real world. Not prompting. Not chatting with Claude. Architecting production systems. All the prep? Free. Anthropic put out 13 courses on their Academy. No paywall. The cert itself is free for the first 5,000 people. After that $99 per attempt. How to get it: 1. Join the Claude Partner Network (free) → partnerportal.anthropic.com 2. Start the free prep courses → anthropic.com/learn 3. Register for the exam → anthropic.skilljar.com 4. Take the official practice exam 5. Book the real one when you're ready It launched 10 days ago. Almost nobody has it yet. That's the whole point. Get it before it becomes the thing everyone has.

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BREAKING: Claude can now build your personal finance system better than most $2k advisors. Here are 7 prompts to go from financial chaos to calm control in under 30 days: (Save this before it disappears)

My head of partnership once told me: "Candidates stand out more from the questions they ask than the ones they answer." He was 100% right. Here are 5 questions I’d keep in my back pocket if I wanted to leave the interview *stronger* than I started it:

@Wasteland_Memes @benphillips76 Agree, what does she expect him to do, adopt one of these incels and have him live with them while he re-educates them? Such a bad faith argument to call her own father out.

@benphillips76 Your daughter who you’ve brought up from birth and therefore knows you better than most people ever will, thinks that you should feel shame over something that you haven’t contributed to or done yourself because some internet gimps have daddy issues, and you agree?

I watched the Louis Theroux documentary on the Manosphere (it’s really good - do watch it). I saw it with my 18-year-old daughter. Five things I learned from viewing it with her:

Make it to the Olympics and be the 12th best skater out of 8 billion people in the world, and you win nothing. Be the 12th best plumber in a city of 1 million people, and you are set for life. Life is a game. Be careful which games you play.

The real genocide rn is the amount of very smart, successful, funny, good people I know who are now in their 40s and will likely never have kids A whole generation wasted

@HumansNoContext what was the point of the second half of this video after he talks to the guy in the mirror?

This is the greatest TikTok video of all time

@mimibirch Whatever you're selling, i'm buying. Just pls include Clive waterhouse in the sex chapter. Thx

could write afl heated rivalry soooo easily. chapter 1: sex. chapter 2: the plot halts for an extended lecture on the importance of structural running in the modern game, and how tracking fantasy stats diminishes outside roles. chapter 3: importance of structural running part 2

@SirLazarus555 Margaret court won AO's when the field was only 32 women and 95% of them were Australian amateurs, as only rich women would travel from overseas to play slams with no/little prize money

The old ass lady with the gray ass picture shouldn't be on the list

@HODLjesus @iamkelvintiller @andyantiles_ Then he can farm them off to a nanny worst case - rich ppl think way too much about how difficult kids are when Jo Blo in the ghetto is cranking them out like there's no tomorrow - it's really not that deep.

@iamkelvintiller @andyantiles_ I don’t think he has the emotional space for kids. He would resent how much time you need to raise them well.

Anyone else think the Hormozi x Tony Robbins pod was super weird? Turns out 24 year old Tony married a 36 year old woman who was divorced 2x and had kids with both of the ex husbands Alex isn’t happy because he’s made the selfish decision to not have kids which is a guaranteed way to be unfulfilled So Tony’s solution for Alex to find fulfillment was to have a vision of helping 100,000 men make $100k..?? The advice was so hollow I appreciate how vulnerable Alex was, that was indeed admirable The rest of the convo was very off IMO

@captive_dreamer @JBlunt1018 I don't like Indians as much as the next person, but no Indian i've lived near has ever been noisy, in fact they've been quiet to a fault. I'd say only Chinese might be quieter as neighbours. Agree with the terrible gardens and extended family, but that doesn't affect me.

@JBlunt1018 Many problems - often multigenerational households, don't upkeep their lawns, very clannish, extremely loud into all hours of the evening, absurdly bright lights, I could go on and on

What the fuck is this obsession with having an Indian neighbor? The guy lives in the neighborhood — not in your house, not on your couch. He pays his fucking taxes. His kids do well in school. They mind their business, work hard, and treat people with respect. That’s literally the deal in a civilized society. If someone’s skin color bothers you more than whether they’re productive, law-abiding, and decent human beings, then immigration isn’t your problem — you are. And if you want to live in some fantasy land where only one race exists, America is not for you. You’re free to fuck off and find that place somewhere else.

@ClimateWarrior7 @jeremymstamper @bryan_johnson Finally someone asking the real questions

@jeremymstamper @bryan_johnson How are your erection levels compared to your son's?

I’m 53. I’ve been on @bryan_johnson’s Blueprint diet for the past 6 months. I now look & feel like I’m in my 30’s. My hair is even turning back to the blond I had as a child. Before Blueprint After Blueprint

I have seen men buy everything. the car the house the jaw the hair the clothes the wife the friends the table at the restaurant where you cannot get a table. and they walk into a room and the room does not change temperature. nothing moves. the air stays the same. and then some broke guy walks in wearing his dead fathers jacket and the room tilts toward him like he is a prayer being answered, the stone the builders rejected

Wise words.