Darizard

@T00tbeer Ok but they have actual problems that need to be fixed I’m not talking about it

@DariaB_ idk theyre helping my mom and sister who have had thyroid problems and stuff.

Normalizing GLP-1s has been yet another horrible trend in society. lol

@AlanRoberts Agreed

@DariaB_ It’s the most dangerous fad diet ever

Next April, 2027 at this exact time, you’ll be standing in the places you used to dream about. Living your most beautiful rich life. Send this to yourself.

The wiser you become the easier it is to spot the people who have secretly hated you and were jealous for a while. It’s good to stay away from them forever.

I have the best partner I could ever ask for and I truly can’t thank God enough.

No one, I’m gatekeeping him

You have to show your Ozempic prescription in order to get into Coachella

Idk, turmeric

The paradox of maturing is that you arrive back at the child

like she left her house went to the fucking moon and just came right back i actually will never get over this

one time i was bedridden, and my partner took such good care of me i genuinely cried out of pure gratitude, then they went to the store to get me dark chocolate, flowers, and my favorite vegan ice cream, bought a lottery ticket just for fun… and ended up winning the lottery 🪷

my mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot, At first i laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

And with that, Flat Earth is over.

Look at him and his lil paws. Gotta be one of my top ten tards easily

it’s always “are you autistic” and never “thanks for sharing your cool tornado facts with me even though I didn’t ask”

Tomahawk is actually such a sick name for a cat lmao

set so good had to get off a bit

SOMEONE SAID THEY LOOK LIKE LGBTQ IN THAT ORDER IM CRYING