Dating By Murray Hill Guy

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This would’ve been 5+ million if they made the parade route longer. Too many people couldn’t get in

@RolsJimmy Canyon …

@DatingByMHG Bro actually one of the craziest things ever. So fucked up. I was there at 7:15 AM and legit walked up 1 mile to try to get again. Why not make the parade route longer??

Mamdani/NYC BLEW it at the Knicks Parade today I got to Wall Street at 6:45 AM. 3+ hours before it started. NYPD had the streets blocked off. Capacity filled. Tens of thousands of us stuck. We waited 53 years for this moment. 3+ hours early. And still had to watch on TV. Shame on Mamdani for this.

Which app have you had the most dates on?

If she wanted to she would…

Yes, it’s called actually optimizing your profile

@_josephine0_ Goodbye Tik Tok

Delete one app forever.

@Airaxora NO

Can you forgive a partner who accidentally cheats on you?

The movie obsession is basically just a real life woman and a chad

Looks like every girl in Bushwick

Spot on! @FWPlayboy

@MurrayHillGuy1 as a man that has never had game, i have really appreciated these posts, as it really has given me a clue on how to play this game now! nearly everything that has been posted by @MurrayHillGuy1 and @FWPlayboy has yielded results!

First date tier list: S Tier: Drinks, your apartment, comedy club A Tier: Bowling, mini golf, pool, arcade B Tier: Walk in the park, grabbing ice cream C Tier: Coffee D Tier: Dinner F Tier: Movies, anything that requires signing a waiver

If a girl sleeps with you on the first date, does that mean she’s not wifeable? I don’t think it matters. And honestly, it could be a good thing. Physical attraction is huge in dating. You should want to tear each other’s clothes off the second you meet. That kind of raw chemistry? Is great and rare. That spark also won’t last forever, but it sets the tone. Emotional connection builds over time, but that physical pull early on is real, and it matters. Stop following rules. Start paying attention to how you feel. That’s the only thing that actually leads anywhere real. So my advice is continue this and see where it goes, it’s a great sign.

@LuiAltt Low key this is funny

Oh brother

@KarolineGosling Feminine man never wins

What is worse: A feminine man or a masculine woman?

It’s an ick if they have ugly friends Beautiful people surround themselves with beautiful people

@CMayerHQ Correct

Bros: Stop with “hey what’s up” as your opening line. Reminder-> She’s talking to ATLEAST 5 dudes at once rn. You need to stand out. Be interesting. Be playful. Be unique. Be different.