Dave 💙⚾️🧡

@AmeriesAttic Are you drinking? Cuz we’re drinking.

fuck it, i'm drinking

Read the whole thing, but here’s the gist: There was “proof beyond a reasonable doubt that the President of the United States committed crimes to overturn the results an American election and to prevent the peaceful transfer of power.” Trump should be in jail. Happy New Year.

@astrosguy @SaintArnold Let me know what you think of this new IPA! I’m excited to try it!

About to head to @SaintArnold for National IPA Day. Heard they had a brand new IPA called Art Car IPA that I’ve definitely never tried so gonna knock a few back and see if it’s good

Hey, @BedrockCity can y’all help bring the #RedSonja movie to Houston on 8/13?

@solarfish30 @kelseycooks Happy birthday Kelsey!

i mean i'm flattered as hell, but man he's young.

y'all this boy less than half my age (seriously, old enough to be his mother) just keeps trying to get me to date him. like he's not being stalkery or anything but he's just... *so* young. i feel like it's creepy of me to say yes.

@Mikel_Jollett Watching from the green room, huh?

@solarfish30 I’m pretty sure you drove past my site during your jaunt through Baytown.

Pretty sure the Olympic flag was raised upside down. #oops #Paris2024

I’ve heard some horrible anthem renditions before. That was definitely in the top three. Sounded like she swallowed a bag of broken glass before singing.

@aring0628 Poor fucking you.

@astros 🤢🤮

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@solarfish30 @GunsandTacos @teridrink Will do!

@solarfish30 @GunsandTacos Easy to remember his bday since he shares it with @teridrink.

@GunsandTacos Happy Birthday, sir!

@GunsandTacos @jcreidtx That taqueria is still open in Baytown. Need to go there again soon.

@AmeriesAttic This should be filed under “misogynistic bullshit”.

i was told it was on the radio today that "girls aren't allowed to take geometry," and i don't believe that for a moment. i tried googling and found nothing. any of you heard that recently?

@solarfish30 I have a sudden thirst for a cask Elissa. 😢

@solarfish30 Yet.