TLC (She/Her)

WOW.

Looks like Spring in Animal Crossing

your reminder that Elon Musk is not an engineer, Donald Trump is not a successful businessman and Ron DeSantis is not a human being

I don’t normally do this, but sometimes it’s just best to address things head on.

@FlyingSaucerHou Stephen’s Guilty Goose Ale? 🤔

@damnchocobo You’re going to spend a fortune on wigs. (Also, daaaamn girl)

When a bridge suddenly appears unexpectedly..,

QB Sneak is the single most difficult play to stop for 1 yard or less, without a doubt. Especially when you add pushers from behind into the equation. Will never understand taking the ball 5+ yards away from the line of scrimmage to try and gain 1 yard. At any level.

That’s probably enough for the CFP committee to justify putting Bama in the playoffs. Any excuse they can find…

Well THAT was disappointing. Duggan deserved better.

Argentina's tactics continue to be the most sophisticated in the history of football. Their innovative strategy of "getting the ball to Messi" and "having Messi do stuff once he has the ball" may prove revolutionary, if other nations learn to build their own Messi.

@purplegerbil9 I had Ralph, but if we’re gonna introduce Sesame Street, I’mma have to rethink everything.

@teridrink In the multiverse version since I know not technically a Muppet.

We have spent far too much of today’s energy casting this.

@TonyG916 I think he’s right. They didn’t outplay us, we beat ourselves.

Crime should be legal for one hour after the US gets eliminated from World Cup.

Niche tweet. 😙👌

@Yo_CarlitosWey @HouCounterplot Brilliant. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@HouCounterplot Listen. USA is sold out this weekend. We’re playing the _____. This stadium, that staff, they’re not used to a full house. They can’t kick us all out. All I’m saying is, make the _______ miserable. Be ruthless. Push the limit. No one’s gonna stop you. Let ‘em know.

We’ll beat ‘em when the series moves back to the United States. We play better at home anyway.

a new meme for american disappointment has arrived