David Shiffer

@gensho_yasuda Well done

自作した新米巫女さんのアニメまとめました この子の名前はヨシノだよ！あんなに小さかった子が立派になって…

@EmilySm43 Try to sleep… or in many cases ,,, doom scroll

Be brutally honest 🤔

@mehrab1278 Yes

Me and my mom, which one of us is more to your taste? 🤪😘

@Manami2r5d I, still trying to figure out these eras…

忖度なしで答えてください 平成一桁生まれのおばさんにドライブ誘われたら… 男性は嬉しい？それとも迷惑？

@alphafox They tip over really easily from all angles

Anyone know why three wheelers were outlawed? They look fun.

@mistressdivy So there is your fun fact

I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.

@yamanakanobody Uninhabitable

結局左翼って日本をどうなって欲しいんだろう

At the poppy festival this weekend…

@konoha74569 Says who?

どっちとた め しますか？ ＊２人とも３０代の独り身なので婚期逃してますが笑

@H5KGT1X20e51505 Who are you talking about?

色気は皆無ですが… ♡ください！

@threenotes_jp Never been there, would love to visit

海外の皆さん、東京が好き？

@miles_commodore Solid list

The ten best comedies all time according to me. 1. My Cousin Vinny 2. Coming to America 3. Blazing Saddles 4. Airplane 5. Trading Places 6. Animal House 7. Naked Gun 8. Fast Times 9. Ferris Bueller 10. Beverly Hills Cop Honorable Mention - Young Frankenstein and Caddyshack

@aiaik7841 Maybe my ex girlfriend, after I propose…. In hope of making her wife.

@EmilySm43 Booze, regret, and bad decisions

What does this room smell like?

@sakieeeeeki Almost there myself…

アラフィフでいい？ 誰か対戦する人、募集中🙌 優しさで私の全てで調教し、私に勝ったらNNの権利をあげる。　 年上の強さを見せてあげる

@adriana61571685 I would ask if she has enough ammo for the night?

You pull up to pick your girl up for a date and you find her like this What do you do?

@miles_commodore It’s what happens when you get bleached out by the lightning.⚡️

I was watching the TV show The Flash. It's totally not believable. It's not his actual speed that I struggle with. How are you expecting me to believe the fastest guy on Earth is a white guy?

@MustangMan_TX Sailor, and drunk….

Besides English, what other language do you speak best? 👇 I can definitely speak Texan and sometimes sarcasm but i leave out the profanity.

@adriana61571685 Yes… would like to see how well she aims too

Do you feel comfortable around a woman like this? A. YES B. NO Be honest

@threenotes_jp Torri katzu

海外のみんな。日本の食べ物は何が好き？