Davidthebummer

uhhhh you see, the scramble for africa was an anti-colonial project , because the europeans were returning to their ancestral home from 50,000 years ago

The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse

my coworker kept repeating she didn’t know how she was getting home today and I felt so bad because I didn’t know how she was either.

I’m gonna quit my job and and go seek power with Orochimaru

Oh, my dog? where did he go to school? The University of Being in the Fuckin Way where he majored in Walking Directly in Front of You While You’re Carrying Something Heavy or Hot Sciences.

This doesn’t even make sense. What a simplistic view. You can condemn sacrifice without turning Indigenous civilizations into cartoon villains. The “Aztecs were barbaric so conquest was good” argument always collapses the second you apply the same standard evenly. Human sacrifice existed in Mesoamerica. It should be talked about honestly. But Europeans arrived from a world of inquisitions, mass burnings, public torture, dynastic slaughter, religious wars, colonial extraction, and industrial-scale conquest. The idea that one side represented “civilization” and the other represented “savagery” is mostly hindsight propaganda. Guess the propaganda got to you. Also, the “Bronze Age” framing barely works here. Makes me question your understanding of the Americas. Mesoamerican societies developed under completely different environmental and material conditions. They had no large draft animals and simply different metallurgy priorities. Different trade systems. Yet they still built massive cities, hydraulic engineering, aqueduct’s, astronomy, mathematics, calendars, causeways, market systems, and state networks that stunned Europeans on contact. You don’t have to romanticize the Aztecs to admit the “primitive savage rescued by Europe” framing is historically shallow.

"Hey I just came back from my cruise in Argentina"

"I've got a feeling...it's gonna be a wonderful day."

Tuvimos al cast de Los Juegos del Hambre en la Met Gala 2026. El traumado, la chica en llamas y el panadero

I’ll never understand cruises. Best case, you are a hostage in a mid-tier resort and get to pop off at a Señor Frog’s. Worst case, millions are asking for your ship to be bombed to smithereens to prevent you from returning.

No one is more sociable than a mid class american with a highly infectious disease

It was for a long time. The Catholic church condemned pagan practices, burned and gutted temples. When European whites decided Greece was the "cradle of western civilization" or whatever bullshit, suddenly Greek religion was softened to a "mythology" and folded into the West

The grinch probably got so much hole after he returned all The Who’s stuff

White people get a virus unseen since biblical times and go to the club same day

here's a video of this guy crying over a watch

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

cars history: sedan hussein

@MaskTheMovie Apparently what’s really going on is that he got sepsis from an untested or certified stem cell treatment that other celebrities have also received. A lot of rich people have been getting scammed by doctors who are using stem cell that then make them sick

i ate 6-12mg of xannys every single day for eleven years and quit cold turkey with no problems. this sounds like a skill issue unfortunately.

Chihuahuan Raiders by the name of "Los hijos de los Saiyajin", who believe themselves to be the descendant of an ancient warrior race called the Saiyans. Their ultimate mission of finding the lost Dragon balls have put them in direct conflict with the petty kingdoms of Texas