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There's no such thing as traveling in the NBA anymore. Jalen Green took SIX steps in a 1-point game with 25 seconds left... no call 😭

@ThoughtCrimes80 Unless it’s a bottle of wine or something - $30 is a good tip to open a bottle

If you rack up a $1,800 dinner bill and tip $30, you’re a horrible person. 😒

@BTCBreadMan It’s actually hysterical - can’t remover the acct that posted this drama queen crap yesterday but was cracking up reading it

@DefiniteVirus Guarantee not word for word

This is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. I’m completely devastated. Last Friday, I️ was notified that my monetization had been paused. I’ve shown up on this app for 5 years straight every single day to grow my account to what it is now. After appealing once, I️ was told my account was removed due to calling everybody gay and retarded all the time. This couldn’t be further from the truth. I️ spend 6-12 hours on X daily in addition to my full time job; calling people gay, calling people retarded, triggering retards with shitposts about selling bitcoin to pay off mortgages and how I refuse to pick up my dog’s shit. But I only did it to the gay retards who truly deserved it. Having to do this publicly feels so pathetic, because it is. I️ don’t expect everyone to be able to understand the severity of this situation because they will never see the time, sacrifices and work put into growing an account from 0 followers to over 14k. I️ can’t begin to explain the things I’ve sacrificed to get to the point of being paid to call people gay and retarded online, and I️ can’t help but feel like the platform has failed me. The freedom I️ was given was amazing up until now. I️ truly never thought something like this would happen.

@bflomafia He can play until he’s 44 at an elite level - so 15 more years

How much longer will Josh Allen be in his “prime” and how many more years of elite play? Does he finish his career in Buffalo? #BillsMafia

@alyssamariiee11 And ugly

Multiple kids, divorced, and an abuser. This is who ABC picks as the Bachelorette.

Siena used their starting five 100% of the game up until 10.8 seconds left in the game when they finally made a sub that’s insane

@RyanAFournier Chicks not even good looking - and insanely psycho on top of it

Well I just got The Bachelorette canceled for the season. 💀 You’re welcome, America 🇺🇸

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

@ChicksInTheOff Fuck her

Taylor Frankie Paul's spokesperson has released a statement following the cancellation of 'The Bachelorette'

@PaigeSpiranac Great cans!

Good news and bad news Bad news is he hasn’t sent me a “great cans” message since I posted this which is devastating Good news is I’m now getting flooded by “great cans” messages by the rest of you

@TomiLahren @ABC @BachelorABC What a crazy wench whoa

I’d note that others have been canceled for far less….and by @ABC to boot! In fact, @BachelorABC canceled former host, Chris Harrison for… Check notes…asking for compassion towards a contestant who attended an antebellum-themed party once.

@adamcarolla @EithanDHaimMD Shame on any parent who did this to their kids I was forced by work to do it - sadly I obliged as I needed to keep my job. Should be lawsuits for corproations that forced you to take the jab to keep employment

I told all of you not to get your kids vaccinated but you were too scared and too dumb to ask questions. Nice job sheep

Not sure if this is a thing everywhere, but seniors give their jerseys to the teachers who had the greatest impact on their lives. Thank you to the teachers who really make a difference in these kids' lives.

@nypost Fuck yes - we need MORE of this!

No-nonsense judge berates gun-wielding teen slaps him with 25 years for violent robbery: 'You apparently like to jump people' trib.al/l6Cgqd3

@Ceo_Branding @TonyLaneNV Sure wasn’t cool to bring guns and rob people but here we are - need accountability

@TonyLaneNV This isn’t cool

18 YEARS OLD… 25 YEARS IN PRISON A Texas teen just got hit with 25 years for a convenience store robbery. The judge made it clear - probation wasn’t even on the table due to his previous record while being held in jail. Said he didn’t have a real chance at success outside. His family broke down in court as the sentence was handed down. At 18… your whole life is just starting - But one decision can change everything forever. Do you think this sentence fits the crime… or is it too much? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@PickensBurgh This menu is trash ngl

Get the fuck away from golf you dumb liberal

@BTCBreadMan Normal people think like this

When I got married 15 years ago the thought of not completely merging our finances did not even occur to me. It just seemed like an obvious no-brainer that married couples 100% share their financial situation.

The Mets have introduced the 9-9-9 challenge as a concession this year

@SalSports Pretty solid off szn!

Updated Bills offseason IN/OUT chart (“out” is players who are now on other teams). What ya think?