King Stan!!!!!!

Don't blame anyone but yourself

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Don't blame anyone but yourself

Autocorrect almost ended a friendship 😭💀

Bro, porn is ruining your relationship get right with God🤷🏼‍♀️

OH MY FUCKING GOD TEXAS BANNED THC

My love language is roasting you until l go too far and now we're in a fight

Why you should NEVER fuck with an MMA fighter... This drunk dude found out the hard way- provoked, then dropped cold 😬🪦.

Y'all keep calling marijuana a drug... extraterrestrials call it a stabilizer. I'm done talking.

She said she want surprises and I gave her one 😬

“Be honest 😂—what drink hits different after a smoke? My mouth be feeling like I swallowed the Sahara Desert. 🏜️🤣🥤

I know this probably sounds so toxic but I'm always ready to walk away. I don't like unnecessary stress.

Stoner moment i saw a woman pumping gas while her boyfriend stayed in the car, so I made a smart comment. Turns out he was an amputee. That was the exact moment I realized assumptions will humble you every single time.

The doctor who diagnosed me told me that auties often experience things in a more dualistic or polarized way. If the way auties experience things (emotionally, sensorily, etc) is a 1-10 scale, then auties often experience thing mostly in the 1-3 and 8-10 ranges. I'm really nut-shelling a complex notion, but I thought it was worth sharing.

this the best younger/older casting in a long long time.

Bro finally secured the perfect front-view seat... now he's locked in on the target. 😂🎯

Smash or pass?

the fastest way to find out where you stand in someone's life is to stop making everything convenient for them.

Seeing your body change from working out is so addicting.

Sometimes I tell people that I'm busy just so I could stay at home and smoke.