Digital Pocket Watch
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Digital Pocket Watch
@DigiPocketWatch
♀️|✝️|🇺🇸|♋️|🐍|🪄 Welcome to the worst Ultra Recon Squad fan account ever (alt is @PenneKazooBunny, you can't view my liked tweets there 👌🐇)
The Great Void (aka Ohio) 가입일 Ekim 2021
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I have lived in California, Maryland, Texas, and Utah, and can absolutely confirm these are the correct causes of death for those states.
I call on you guys to report likewise from your homes. Also, if you don't live in the USA, what are YOUR secret death causes? I'm pretty sure in Ontario it's Wendigos and Alberta it's Rogue Albertosauruses though.

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I don't know if I would classify flatus vaginalis as "a voice", but you do you...
Anti Woke Memes@AntiWokeMemes
What is your response to her sign? 🪧
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@amazingmap So much for Australia being upside down, then.
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@khazarAntlers Same here. Swap Chespin for Snivy, and you'd have my favorite starter Pokémon of each type.
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@pumpkelpie 6O was my favorite character just behind 9S and my cope headcanon is that they found a data server somewhere on Earth and brought everyone back
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@DigiPocketWatch Yep… They just love to break out hearts over and over </3
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@mitsukinite @Tia_Halcyon Yeah, that would suck, especially if you had to travel from afar. I'm in central Ohio and New York City is way too far without buying expensive plane tickets and dealing with the headache of making a flight. Can only hope they plant one in Columbus or Cincinnati or Indianapolis.
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@DigiPocketWatch @Tia_Halcyon I was thinking maybe they didn’t have a great experience at the last concert, there were a lot of complaints, so maybe that’s why they didn’t come to my city this time.
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Thank you so much for all the birthday wishes!
Uni is very happy after eating lots of whole chicken 🍗
We hope he stays happy, healthy, and the strongest
I'm Uni :3@unicouniuni3
It’s Uni’s 6th birthday today! 🎉 Say “happy birthday Uni!”
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@ReviewsPossum The amount of times I've hit i instead of o needs to be studied.
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I hate how autocorrect doesn't fix words that are obviously wrong.
It should just know that when I accidentally tap the g instead of the h when writing "the" on my phone, it should correct it. "Tge" is not a word.
Michael Malice@michaelmalice
I cant be the only one out here who gets triggered when autocorrect "fixes" a correctly spelled word into what it thinks I mean Specifically I don't know why it believes that I would prefer to write about valves over calves
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@A2Daily A2 scaring off the nasty weather we're having today, thank you A2
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