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@Duke1173

I define manhood simply: Men should be tough, fair, and courageous; never petty, never looking for a fight, but never backing down from one either.

Illinois, USA 가입일 Mayıs 2012
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Duke@Duke1173·
@ironcanary @sovey Very true, unless I'm doing the fake accent... Then it's perfect. 😂
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Iron Horse@ironcanary·
@Duke1173 @sovey Lol! Yeah it’s rough watching people do fake accents. lol I think they over do it sometimes.
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Iron Horse@ironcanary·
The Negotiations Committee.😂
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Mitch🇺🇸@USVeteranMitch·
@TaraBull Is the trial delayed or it’s not going to trial at all? Even a person with mental issues knows that taking a random life like that is wrong.
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Duke@Duke1173·
@ironcanary @sovey I'm going with you, you're an original... He's an imposter!
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Iron Horse@ironcanary·
@sovey what do you think? Who does the accent better, me or Brad? 😂😂😂😂
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Sovey@SoveyX·
Chuck Norris once starred in a silent film, and the audience still heard him coming.
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MJ@JesusRoxIt·
@Just_Elle Saddest story. That poor girl.
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Duke@Duke1173·
@kat_maryb My mother had a shirt that said Whatever. It was her favorite.
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Kat@kat_maryb·
Calling every generation: What's the one slang term you refuse to retire? Gen X here, and mine's still Whatever
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Duke@Duke1173·
@GladYuengling The video didn't play right away... Dodged a bullet.. Not today, Glad.. Not today!
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Glad@GladYuengling·
I saw it, I'll never recover. Had to take yall with me. I am sorry tho.
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Duke@Duke1173·
@crunchytradcon Patting each other on the back one protest at a time... While achieving nothing.
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Julie 🤍@Julie_X·
I’m not sure who needs to hear this but STOP SIGNS ARE NOT A SUGGESTION!!! Learn to drive. 👀
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Duke@Duke1173·
@hotahotasa45082 Yes, most of them think blue hair and a pierced septum is attractive. I completely disagree.
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Duke@Duke1173·
@Files247X It's a good looking animation...
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Happy FriYAY Eve to Everyone Who Celebrate! Guess who this bearded chick is? 👇 Hint1: She is wearing Uggs Hint2: She has highlight/grey hair upfront Hint3: She celebrates Fridays so hard Hint4: She has big cheeks
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Duke@Duke1173·
@SoveyX That Panda should have known better... That headbutt messed up her make up.. It was over after that.
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Sovey@SoveyX·
If wrestling is fake, then explain this.
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Duke@Duke1173·
@Files247X Two things... 1. It's not Friday. 2. You didn't clean your mirror, you animated it. That's cheating!
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Duke@Duke1173·
@Files247X I see where your standards are... I like the love story where the guy can't get the girl the best. Maybe this explains a lot... I'm going to forget this now.
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Big Libidos Matter Series Warning! How to make an overwatered cat 101: Step -1. Don't send no d*ck pic. She isn't visual. Step 0. Become more attractive, impress her with your attractiveness. If don't know how, refer to my how to become more attractive 101 post. Step 1. Lick her emotional klitty! Women are emotional. Make her feel things. Preferably love! ♥️ Step 1.5. Get married Step 2. Actually stimulate her klitty! Refer to my actual anatomy of clitoral structure post. Step 2.5 When you actually have sex, give her orgasms, two per session if you can. Because she definitely can. Step 3.0 She won't be able to stop begging for sex. Thinking about what you did to her last time, her cat gets overwatered. ROFLMAO. This is how you make an overwatered cat or perpetually fully charged cat. The end. @grok make a picture of an overwatered cat. #relationship #maritalsex #dating
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Step -1. As I said follow the lead of this post: x.com/LuckyCharlie/s…

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Duke@Duke1173·
@Files247X You hear what you want to hear, that was in reference to driving and scrolling.
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How to be more attractive 101: 1. Be yourself & enjoy yourself: You know how awesome it is to look at kids who are enjoying fireworks? If you’re being 100% yourself and truly enjoying something, you become so attractive to pretty much everyone around you. 2. Stop caring about the people who don’t like you. Only then do you get that real “I don’t give a f*ck” attitude. And when you have that attitude, your self-esteem shoots up and your confidence doubles. That kind of self-confidence is like honey to the bees. So attractive. (Not arrogance, mind ya.) So anyway, cut out the negative people who drain your self-esteem. 3. Learn to use the assets that God and your parents gave you for free. Figure out what your strengths are and play to those. When you try to fix your weaknesses, all you can do is become mediocre. Don’t waste your precious time and energy on that. Instead, concentrate on what makes you better than the competition. That’s how you can go far beyond what someone without your strengths can achieve. Like, ladies with big boobs should use that to their advantage instead of obsessing over their face, right? Like the "ugly b*tch (a guy on X said it) in the pic is using her advantage"👇 4. Playfulness and humor is attractive to everyone on this earth. Women specifically love funny guys. And even guys like women who are playful. I swear. I think that’s why my hubby likes me — because I’m funnier than him, you know? He will disagree though. lol #relationship #dating
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@Duke1173 🤣😂🤣 I don't like them, I just think their story is cute! It is kinda clear they both love each other very much?!
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@Duke1173 You must be highborn to have Duke title and everything, no? But don't drive and do scrolling now. I was concerned the other day, when you said you almost got into an accident.
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Duke@Duke1173·
@Files247X There's the boss's wife story as you mentioned above. And the boxer story with Bruce Willis.. Then the psychos that you really like. 😆
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@Duke1173 Oh, which one? The one with the big boss gives someone's wife a foot massage? lol lol The whole movie is so bizarre! lol lol, gots to watch it again.
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