

How to have a successful long-term relationship with a woman in two simple steps: Step 1: Before sex, impress her with some form of excellence—every woman is impressed by something, though it’s probably not your looks. I don’t recommend premarital sex. Get married! Proceed to step 2. Step 2: During sex, repeatedly impress her with your technique in bed. That’s it. Simple. Not hard, is it? Maybe not easy. Okay, maybe add some communication skills—which you should already have from talking with friends and your AI girlfriend. There. I just cracked the secret to the human female mind. 😂 Forgive me ladies, for spilling your secrets.












