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Ok, maybe the below one is too simplistic as Grok says. Therefore, I will add this. Successful relationship foundations are: 1. Mutual RESPECT and mutual INTEREST 2. Clear and OPEN line of COMMUNICATION that goes both ways 3. Shared GOALs (marriage) Are the 3 pillars of any successful relationship. Not just a romantic one at that. 4. For romantic relationships add SEX! I will address each one. That's me, solving all the dating problems.

@ironcanary Whoa 😳 1 liter?! For how long? Well, I am gonna go swallow me some mucus now! Night night bestie! 🙏🥰

“😴 Mind-blowing things your body does while you sleep: 1. You’re completely paralyzed in REM-your brain shuts off muscles so you don’t punch the air acting out dreams. 2. You swallow ~1 liter of mucus overnight without noticing. 3. Your brain’s glymphatic system flushes toxic waste via cerebrospinal fluid. Skip sleep = buildup. 4. You’re actually taller in the morning,spinal discs decompress overnight. 5. Eyes dart wildly in REM (even with lids closed,that’s why it’s called Rapid Eye Movement). 6. Sleep talking? Brain partially wakes in deep sleep; mouth speaks before full consciousness kicks in. 7. Your gut runs a full cleaning cycle (migrating motor complex) every ~90 mins while you’re out. 8. Sleep isn’t ‘rest’,it’s maintenance. Repairs depend on what you did that day. Your body is a 24/7 repair shop. Prioritize sleep! Sweet dreams!💤 #SleepFacts

@QuoraSensei 🤪😂

@Files247X No idea. Not into Wombat Anal.

Toilet humor Tuesday continued Serious question: If someone has a perfectly shaped ass, does the poop come out nicely sculpted too… or is it still a chaotic gremlin? I need answers 🧐 Mkay? P.S. Need original toilet humor jokes like these. I'll barter original feet pics for your jokes.🤪😂

@JamesSmithiq Nah I got nothing! All talk and no action. lol

@Files247X Valid 😂 No more talk, I got you. What did you have in mind?

@QuoraSensei Lol I saw something about that. The question is do wombats have perfectly shaped ass?

@Files247X Wombats shit cubes.

@ironcanary The amount of determination they must have had is staggering. Us normies would have given up I am sure.

@Files247X I know ,right? It’s incredible what people can accomplish when they work hard for it!

If you ever feel like something is impossible, don’t give up,keep trying! Just think of this guy who climbed the tallest mountain in the world with just his upper body strength because he had lost his legs in an accident. This was his mountain to climb, and he conquered it! When you have a mountain before you and you feel defeated, just think,he climbed this mountain without legs! This is Russian mountaineer Rustam Nabiev, a former paratrooper who lost both legs (amputated below the waist) in 2015 when a military barracks collapsed on him while he was sleeping, killing 23-24 of his fellow soldiers. He became the first double amputee to summit Mount Everest (8,848.86 m) without prosthetics, using only his arms and upper body strength with support from a team of Sherpas. Nabiev reached the summit on May 20, 2026, at 8:16 am Nepal time during Nepal’s spring climbing season. He had already made history in 2021 as the first double amputee to summit an 8,000m peak (Manaslu) without prosthetics. Videos of him pulling himself across the ladders of the Khumbu Icefall using just his hands have gone viral,an incredible display of determination!

@tranfanatic Thanks bestie! There is such a thing as poop related original joke! lol lol

@Files247X Congrats on your totally original poop joke, Bestie! It has been recorded by Grok right here.

@JamesSmithiq Ok, proof of concept is what I hear. I need actual things. lol

@Files247X Nah bestie, that’s biology. Perfect packaging, chaotic contents. Like a luxury gift box with a slime inside 😂

@JamesSmithiq Whoa, you have a model ass? Is that what you are saying?!

@Files247X I wish. But nope. Even model asses produce abstract art down there. It’s called modern sculpture 🧐

@TomArt67 That happened to me one morning! lol

IDK what it is about some posts that attract the nigerian scam bot hoes. I said good morning to someone and it got 15 likes. 1 from the OP and the other 14 were nigerian hoe bots. 🙄

@kcelev8 Oh that's something I haven't considered. Hmmmm

@Files247X It depends on if they ate a salad within the last week.

@tranfanatic And you are my bestest bestie! 🥰🙏✝️

@Files247X My heart would absolutely melt and I would give the biggest “Awwwwww!”

@tranfanatic Not very satisfying, but still win is a win! It is like one of your daughters said "Dad you are the best dad I ever had" what would you say? I should think that your heart would melt and you go "Awww thank you sweetie".

@Files247X Yay! Winner by default. I’ll take it!

@SoveyX Yes, well concluded! 😂🤣💯🥳

Belgium: 0 Super Bowls. America: 60. Ergo, Belgium sucks at football.

@lathspell87 @SoveyX 💯

@SoveyX I see nothing wrong with this logic.

@sullsquared2799 Oh he won't. He knows he has me by the ass. Lol

@Files247X Yes dear. Its a compliment. You have a nice figure. Tell your hubby not to get mad. Im not makin a play here! 😉😊😇

@sullsquared2799 Do you still know him? He might give us some funny poop humor jokes? If he is as creative as you say he is?! Lol

@Files247X He was very wierd. Hilarious too. The kind of guy who always has a funny remark to say, you know the type. Just naturally funny. I promise you this is true. I sure as heck am not creative enough to make this up.....well i am creative but this isnt my style.

@sullsquared2799 What? Who takes pictures of their poop? Lol, now I know you are making this up.

@tranfanatic Very well, that is really the only real answer submitted here (unscientific or not) I shall take it as a the official answer. 😂🤣

@Files247X It will come out chaotic because too much of the inside has to be squished to create the nice outside. That’s my totally unscientific take 😁

@WrinklewormG Oh goodie, do you know him personally to ask this question then?

@Files247X He won best ass in jeans class of 88😂

@WrinklewormG Nice! Does Mr. WhoFlungPoo have a perfectly shaped ass?

@DougWent2Lunch What rump? That is why I ask others who have perfectly shaped ass, didn't I?

@Files247X Can't tell very well by this concealed rump 😜 Needs more clarification 😆