Earth Hacky Sack

Answering some FAQ’s -yes I got into the heroin onboard -no I am not sharing -I have depression -my wife is the apple on the desk at GCMS -my opinion on Astrophage? #neutral -do I like Rocky? Yes -am I secretly planning a hostile takeover of the franchise? #NoDoubt

@HMSpinDrives //LMAOOO

@EarthHackySack // they jumpin my ass😭😭😭😭

Btw I went on the PHM reddit for a second and they know about us, think it’s really cool but don’t wanna join because they hate Twitter #NotEveryoneCanBeAsCoolAsUs

@yellowtrashcan Oh #AlrightyThen

@EarthHackySack i want to cause him suffering

sometimes i think about getting Grace pregnant and leaving him as a single father

Uhhhh if you go to google and type in Earth Hacky Sack from project Hail Mary one of the top search results on images is my PFP which leads you to this account LMAO #MovingUpTheRankings

@EarthHackySack //they hate us cuz they ain’t us

Earth Hacky Sack Fact #1 I love professional Wrestling #YouCantSeeMe #ThatsTheBottomLine

@larryastrophage #LabBaby #NotARealAstrophage

craving some sun right now🤤🤤

Just so everyone is aware the most accurate sci-fi writer of our generation is 2/3 on his books being made into movies #IsAndyWierTechnicallyMyCreator?

Hey @Youreinaball #CheckMyBanner

i want a fat girl to sit on my face

@bestspacescrew Idk how to tell you this brother #YouGonnaBeThereForWhile

i await the day “ex” is removed from my name

Just checked the amount of Heroin I have left and I am def running low. Please tell me there is more @justabunchofH #Feining #NoPlugsInSpaceTfAmISupposedToDo

Featuring @bestspacescrew

@phmradiators Top tier tweet #ILaughedAtThis

My earth cousins be like

@solarscenes The playlist better be called Ryan Gossongs

Quick !! What’s a song that reminds you of Ryan gosling or his characters? I’m making a Ryan gosling playlist😭

@Venus_2ndPlanet Venus I like you even tho I’m dressed like earth most days. You have so may rhyming words like penis, wenis, uhhhhhh I can’t think of any others but I’m sure there is more keep your head up champ #IHopeThisHelps #WishingYouTheBest

earth thinks its sooo cool for having complex life and water 🙄🙄

@ZeroGShoelaces So your #Uncut?

my aglets are like that of a human’s foreskin. I intactmog grace

This is the closest possible explanation to what has been happening up here inside the Hail Mary with all the objects that want Grace #FreakyShitHappening #NotAParticipant

@TheePaleBlueDot Bruh your sun is being eaten by Astrophage #WhyAreYouNotConcerned

how i feel apparently being the only one with zero drama going on 🩵