The Argon In The Lab

@Eridtheplanet I’m interested to know what percentage of your atmosphere is argon… asking for a friend of course

What do i even tweet as a planet tbh

@GracesCatheter Excite

How would the phm fandom feel if i made oneshots shipping the other objects? 🤔

//At what point does this become a diagnosable mental illness?

@comaresistin @akilovesphm Mhm….. likely thing for you to say

@ArgonPHM @akilovesphm //shhh noone

#phmtwt conspiracy theory: the admin of the official phm account runs a parody account. I'm betting my money on a sentient object account.

Still mad I wasn’t listed in the credits

//about to watch Project Hail Mary for the fifth time as god (Phil Lord and Christopher Miller) truly intended. On the big screen, high off my ass on an edible, and listening to the directors commentary.

@tapthatgrass @NitrogenRidden @XenonitePHM @bromin3z @1st_gun_inspace Wow thank you I’m honored to be included!

@NitrogenRidden @ArgonPHM @XenonitePHM @bromin3z @1st_gun_inspace added!!!!

@hailmaryship //pilot detected fr I guess???

// if im roleplaying w you on here, just know im likely in a space ship while doing it (i brought homophobic rocky for proof)

@very_scientific @xenondetector Any time! :)

@ArgonPHM @xenondetector i'll keep that in mind, very grateful for the help

does anyone have any ibuprofen or something my head(?) is killing me

@SolsSunLight //I got the notification JUST as credits began to roll on my latest rewatch. Talk about poetic timing

//IM IN!! GUYS GUYS OMG IM ACTUALLY FINALLY IN!!

@very_scientific @xenondetector Im sure Armando can help you with the measurement if needed

@ArgonPHM @xenondetector wow. uh. okay, that's... actually super helpful. thank you

@very_scientific @xenondetector The reccomended dosage for a human adult is 400mg every 4-6 hours, but that is far too much for someone of your size so I think we should go with the pediatric dosage of 10mg/kg. As a nanosyringe you likely weigh ~.97g, meaning your dosage is 0.01mg every 4-6 hours

@ArgonPHM @xenondetector I'm trying so very hard to take a healthy amount, how does a syringe split 20 straight grams of ibuprofen into a reasonable dose

@very_scientific @xenondetector Nanosyringe you are very small please do not take all of that ibuprofen 😭😭

@xenondetector cool, cool... thank you

@larryastrophage Sorry Larry, this was a top secret mission to get some more astrophage from CERN after an “accident” at our lab….

@ArgonPHM FREE US ARGON!!

Ok… I’m out of the tunnels. I think I found the lab where they’re holding the astrophage. Wish me luck everyone.

We know both Taumoeba and Astrophage are eukaryotes, do we think there’s more prokaryotic life out there beyond earth’s atmosphere?

//come get y’all’s hurt/comfort juice archiveofourown.org/works/84638961

@AdriantheErid @rockytheridian @GraceRylandMD Adian got access to Eridian emojis

@rockytheridian @GraceRylandMD 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅯♫ ♫𝅘𝅥𝅗𝅥♫𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅗𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅗𝅥 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅗𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅗𝅥𝅗𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅰 𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅗𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅯.

??????????

@flydeltajets_ //blocked

1. good to know my old self was right cuz i am rereading the book now that i have been enlightened 2. why the fuck did i mentally cast chris pratt as ryland grace back then

//welp. My hockey team just got themselves booted from the playoffs. So! Time for my layout to officially switch to PHM!