Alex Ridley

I sold at least 20 of these as Baby Yoda last year

How the fuck am I meant to go on cute dates in these conditions like I give up tbh

Nyeeeeaaaahh What about their legs The don't need those

@Kallgeese @FelixTandem Excuse me? Viper better than Thicke?

Jack Keating in The Kino. I knew we were fucked but fuck me.

@_mulatte Bai/Kid

Enough about pronouns, what about your BROnouns? Mine are suh/dude

@hogg82 @daithimusic @roisindubhpub @norahops123 Thanks for being there Colin! That was a blast

Not my usual Saturday night, but thoroughly enjoyed @daithimusic and @EightBitAlexx at @roisindubhpub with @norahops123

Me on my way for a shower the morning after a particularly saucy one

@daisybrightt @elai_malo @dalerooper @CyprusAveCork @justmustard These are sensational! ⚡⚡⚡

@daisybrightt Get an older one! I STILL have the one+ 5T

@daisybrightt ONE+ 4 LIFE

@myfaultmusic Again please

@myfaultmusic Come to Impala

Went to Bruges just to learn that Colin Farrell's character is indeed correct. They were never going to get up those steps.

Every couple at the airport look like they're heading to audition for Love Island: The Rejects

New Tunes from @daithimusic, this Wednesday, featuring the sensational @ailbhereddy Catch us over the summer for a boogie ⚡

@HardDriveMag is the best Twitter account. Hands down.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT

I can't even get up and make a cuppa without listening to a podcast for 30 seconds

Absolutely smashed it