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White House Border Czar Tom Homan AKA “The People Eater” has arrived in Minneapolis after Greg Bovino was dismissed, packed into a small dog crate, and flown to an undisclosed location.

Snowed-In Gamer’s Routine Affected in No Way hard-drive.net/snowed-in-game…

As a Rollerblading Graffiti Artist, I Resent How Easy “Jet Grind Radio” Makes My Job Look hard-drive.net/as-a-rollerbla…

Santa Accidentally Schedules Final Fantasy XIV Raid For Christmas Eve hard-drive.net/santa-accident…

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Santa Confirms He Will No Longer Be Gifting Xbox Consoles hard-drive.net/santa-confirms…

Disney Adult Overjoyed by Hidden Mickey Found During Colonoscopy hard-drive.net/disney-adult-o…

@8biteric @SmashJT Aren’t you the guy who harasses women and then gets drunk and cries on stream?

@SmashJT @HardDriveMag lol hate and seething from these people is entertaining

Did you find that winkled and ill fitting suit on the floor of your older brother’s closet? I guess there was enough lawsuit money to buy tickets but not to see a tailor.

Hi there, until you practice good dental hygiene we would advise the same. Due to the odor.

Wrinkled*

In full transparency our attorneys advised against holding his family ransom until he met the original deadline, but what we thought of as “breakthrough motivational techniques” they described as “a felony”.

Despite an already Herculean effort by our editor @thatCoffman , we need a little more time to get the show ready for you. The Hard Drive Game Awards will now premier 12/18 at 7PM EST on twitch.tv/harddrivemag

These betting sites are really getting out of hand.

You couldnt even get yourself to mutter the words "Future Class" or mention anything in passing in the article below. And you wonder why we are frustrated and upset at how things ended and came to a grinding halt so abruptly. The website doesn't even mention the program anymore

I hoped that you'd be willing to talk to the Future Class alumni to collaborate on a way forward for the program. Instead, your team effectively told us to get lost and manage ourselves and you never even bothered to reply. So much for rebirth, renewal, and finding hope I guess

Ganondorf’s Minions Suffer Existential Crisis Following Seventh Blood Moon Resurrection hard-drive.net/ganondorfs-min…

“Death by Lightning” Reveals President James Garfield Hated Mondays hard-drive.net/death-by-light…

I Don’t Like You Either, Pal (Guest Column by Myles MacKenzie) hard-drive.net/i-dont-like-yo…

Health Concerns Grow After Professor Oak Forgets Grandson’s Name Again hard-drive.net/health-concern…