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Aperture Science Reveals It’s Safe To Fuck Through the Holes Made With Your Portal Gun if You’re Into That hard-drive.net/aperture-scien…

5 Animes That Are Technically Hentai Because I’ve Jacked off to Them hard-drive.net/5-animes-that-…

Mario Sent into Existential Crisis After Losing Go-Kart Race to Baby Version of Self hard-drive.net/mario-sent-exi…

The Ten Best BOTW Shrines Ranked by How Often Link Is Going There To Masturbate hard-drive.net/the-ten-best-b…

Why I Decided Not To Give My Children the T-Virus Vaccine hard-drive.net/why-i-decided-…

J.K. Rowling Confirms Dumbledore Was Just Going Through a Phase, Actually hard-drive.net/j-k-rowling-co…

Testimony From Scooby Doo Deemed Inadmissible in Court hard-drive.net/testimony-from…

“Politics Are Ruining Video Games,” Says Person Ruining Video Games hard-drive.net/politics-are-r…

Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It hard-drive.net/shitty-waterfa…

The First Person Shooter’s Guide To Opening Doors by Kind of Running Into Them hard-drive.net/the-first-pers…

White House Border Czar Tom Homan AKA “The People Eater” has arrived in Minneapolis after Greg Bovino was dismissed, packed into a small dog crate, and flown to an undisclosed location.

Snowed-In Gamer’s Routine Affected in No Way hard-drive.net/snowed-in-game…

As a Rollerblading Graffiti Artist, I Resent How Easy “Jet Grind Radio” Makes My Job Look hard-drive.net/as-a-rollerbla…

Santa Accidentally Schedules Final Fantasy XIV Raid For Christmas Eve hard-drive.net/santa-accident…

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Santa Confirms He Will No Longer Be Gifting Xbox Consoles hard-drive.net/santa-confirms…

Disney Adult Overjoyed by Hidden Mickey Found During Colonoscopy hard-drive.net/disney-adult-o…

@8biteric @SmashJT Aren’t you the guy who harasses women and then gets drunk and cries on stream?

@SmashJT @HardDriveMag lol hate and seething from these people is entertaining

Did you find that winkled and ill fitting suit on the floor of your older brother’s closet? I guess there was enough lawsuit money to buy tickets but not to see a tailor.

Hi there, until you practice good dental hygiene we would advise the same. Due to the odor.

Wrinkled*