Emily Phillips

@Lawyer_ish101 @its_me_agx no, it’s just funny pal, cheer up

real tears at what I just found in my asda basket

The two Everton fans who went looking for beers and ended up in a Sheikhs palace chilling with a lion. 🤣🇶🇦

I haven’t heard the assessment of Neoliberalism made so clearly and sincerely and how it’s the precursor to fascism. Follow and support @GeorgeMonbiot for the reawakening of fairness and human decency. Thank you, Tuba for sharing.

A historic failure

@rogers_shan @bloomsbysuze Okay they’re cute actually

And then, about two hours later, Johnson lets it be known that he 'regrets' the 'comparison' that @sajidjavid insisted he'd never made. It's the willingness of his Cabinet colleagues to be publicly debased on a daily basis that best conveys their calibre & why they have the job.

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

Doc: You cant be with your mum because of Covid. Me: Please -I need to spend these last days with her My mum: Darlin, it’s okay, we need to do this to keep everyone safe UK Gov: Let’s Party/Have wine & cheese. @BorisJohnson - Her name was Mary. She died last year. Resign.

I look forward to this belter every year, kills me everytime

@rogers_shan @jxeker What a gorgeous little number

@rogers_shan I thought so😂

@rogers_shan He’s upset because he’s going to die before he sees the human race be destroyed and he said bitter sweet, as I’m gutted but good

@rogers_shan judging by the crying face of sadness, I think so yes

@rogers_shan Shannon I think you’ve read this wrong

Your fella asks for a pic with Wayne Lineker at Ocean Beach

@rogers_shan @xsanxh Green slip for the win