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🎶I have a band of men🎶 🎶and all they do is bonk Nazis 🎶 🎶they come from miles around🎶 🎶To roast dipshit MAGA dweebs🎶

Well we gotta say @theliamnissan this #SmokeFleet is spreading like digital wildfire. Sparking dubes and wearing shades across on X. Making trending charts in the USA for 3 days. Despite immense suppression system wide. #smokefléét #SmokeFl33t #Legion #Anonymous #NAFO 📸 @JDVans

Still waiting on a million of those things to be released…. What are they called….. the uh oh ya Epstein files!

I’m following anyone who are: - #smokefléét - #smokef33t - #NATO 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 - Hates Donald Trump

.@realmackmiller is setting it up that my Twitter subscribers will get automatic full access to smokefleet.org. It's only fair. Thanks my muchachos.

Fixed it.

BREAKING: I am building a community of 50K people who refuse to let the Epstein files stay buried. X banned my 35K account for it. I came back. I cannot do this alone. REPOST and JOIN ME!

Hey smokewagons - Apartheid Clyde is trying to stop this smokewagon at the starting line. You know what to do. #smokefléét

“Trump confidently boasts of ‘acing’ his three cognitive tests every chance he gets like a man who is the last to know old age has robbed him of both lucidity and vigor. (Truth be told he was never anything approaching healthy, and would ask for a golf cart to bring him from his SUV into the Museum of Natural History where we taped the last few ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ finales. A distance of about a hundred feet was more than he cared to travel on his own; part of this is sheer laziness and part of it was failing health even then). POTUS has clearly not been told by his doctors the cognitive tests are given to detect dementia in elderly patients. DJT instead uses it as an opportunity to brag that he is the only president to take them, how difficult they are, and that Barack Obama, the former President of Harvard Law Review, U.S. Senator and first Black President of the United States would not do as well as the man who once lost a fight to an umbrella, and still uses his finger to read. Is there any universe in which anyone thinks those two men are approaching anything close to equal in terms of intellect or physical stamina? I have watched Jared and Ivanka make fun of the fact that Donald does not read and has no interest in it. Trump is famous for driving his golf cart all the way on to the putting green, both to cheat by arriving ahead of his opponents, and to avoid even the slightest physical exertion. POTUS thinks the term ‘asylum seekers’ means that migrants were released from a mental health facility, not fleeing political prosecution; a distinction he has failed to make now over the course of two presidencies. It says a lot about the caliber of the staff around him that nobody has sought to correct him of this false notion. Instead they prefer to let him stumble along in his stupidity. Donald is not merely slipping, he is lost, and his disinhibition and demented nature are making an already aberrant and violent personality all the more dangerous. The press should call this out and not simply dance around the issue. We are not talking here of some harmless geriatric slipping into mumbled remembrances of times gone by, but a violent man who sees himself on par with Julius Caesar, Abraham Lincoln and Napoleon Bonaparte - and wants to reshape the world around him into some sort of empire of idiocy.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasler…

BREAKING: antifa thugs erect obscenely suggestive Benjamin Netanyahu statue right next to the 15 foot tall Donald Trump statue, at his golf course at Trump National Doral in Florida.

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Astounded judges force Pete Hegseth's lawyer to concede that Senator Mark Kelly NEVER SAID 'disobey lawful orders.' "He says you have a duty to disobey unlawful orders, right? That is something that is taught at Annapolis to every cadet, right?" the judge asked.

LOL, only Elon Musk celebrates Mother's Day by posting on Twitter as his own mother. You can't make this shit up, folks

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Hey MAGAs, you'll never get your deposit back on those Trump phones Donald promised you, but don't worry, here's some fake UFO videos to tide you over until the next grift.

All these racists are trying to counter being called racists by saying that if black people didn't commit so much crime while simultaneously support a dude in the Epstein files who has credibly accused of child rape, adjudicated as a rapist, been sued for fraud, and 34 felonies.

We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. #smokefleet #smokefl33t #smokefléét

I think American taxpayers are upset because you took a 7 month family reality show road trip subsidized by the American taxpayer and paid for by corporations you regulate, while not doing your actual job—which incidentally is also paid for by taxpayers who are paying an enormous amount for gas because of a war your boss launched and can’t get out of.

@SenLummis Currently It’s leading the way in protecting pedophiles.

The United States WILL lead the way on digital asset innovation!

@ThaSkitters @LogoFreek @SpencerHakimian @TPBlue4 Not bad enough.

@SpencerHakimian @TPBlue4 Looks kinda like a bad spider bite👀👀👀

Is Trump OK?

Pew Research has Trump at 34% approval right now. Drug resistant gonorrhea does better than that.