pema

When I say I got that dog in me this is what I mean

It’s seriously really good :):):):) #EnglishTeacherFx

I was inspired to do national parks obvi

Pregaming one of my best friends weddings with a little Ken burns 😎

Was unfortunately just reminded that pets do not live forever and uh I gotta call off work tomorrow the spiral is IMMINENT

Uhm I think you meant to send this email to your ceo @united

enough.

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

@lucy_conroy @yunglordgoon Literally hilarious you look gorg I was JUST in Sonoma for a wedding this past weekend and ran into C Ross!!!

Mentally I'm here

I don’t know how to say this to my dog sitter but …….. they need to be sending like 100 more pictures per minute

@lucy_conroy Wow messed up to not invite twitter besties

the authorities removing me from the Whole Foods olive bar

I just asked a woman here if she remembered the DCOM about apartheid in South Africa and she responded, “I’m younger than you” ………….. oh

U have to rewatch the last airbender every once in a while to keep ur heart pure

The way raven carried the cheetah girls

if you work 40 hrs/ week, you should be able to own a 1 bedroom apartment that's within a five minute walking distance to two good grocery stores, a bar or cafe, and a mexican restaurant that's not just some fast food chain

I hope one day to meet Putin only so he knows I have like 3-4” on him easy

Anyway guess who’s seeing oasis in Dublin 😎

Insane how life keeps moving forward

I actually love that my pcp is in a medspa. Not at all dystopian!