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@DSdailylife @venom1s Your looks are fine but if you’re a practicing Mormon not in Utah or an area with a high concentration of Mormons most ppl aren’t gonna be interested in anything long term :/

@venom1s How does this qualify?: 33 year old guy, very well off but not a millionaire, handsome, 6 ft, Mormon/LDS, has townhouse in shopping district, not a virgin but not a manwhore.

Which guy would girls choose?

@Housecat100NC @emkenobi How is saying that MAGA approves of Trump a retort? 🤨 Like yeah no shit Trump fans like Trump tf, this is no different than saying ppl who love vanilla flavored things like vanilla ice cream

@emkenobi 🖕🏻

Trump dying

@HL1Tentacle iirc they had to change the plot to Francis going to jail instead cause of 9/11

What the fuck I watched up to season five of Malcolm in the middle why do I not remember Francis's sub plot in this episode?

@empdenied @big_pedestrian Dawg this happened in San Fran, a city known for its public transit. A significant portion of ppl that shouldn’t be on the road straight up refuse to use public transit when it’s available. Atp it’s more about fragile egos and a fear of “poor ppl” than the lack of public transit

@big_pedestrian Not be be all Bluesky on here, but some of those people who categorically are not fit to drive. . .may have to drive to work, facilitate childcare, get medical care. The indictment is that we don't have state and community capacity to a) get them off the road and b) help them

Every American over 40 knows at least one person who absolutely should not be driving due to age, illness, addiction or other circumstances. They drive anyways because the calculus and ethos of driving in America is “my convenience is more important than other people’s lives.”

@KamStaszewski @vxunderground

@vxunderground Don't t want to be a bad guy, I was being sarcastic

> be nerds > look into persona (used by discord) > kyc (know your customer) service > used for age verification > search on internet (shodan) > find weird server > image 1 > openai-watchlistdb.withpersona > openai-watchlistdb-testing.withpersona > lolwtf > look inside > supposed to be behind cloudflare to hide ip > openai messed up > not behind cloudflare > real ip shown > using google cloud > lookup cert history > 2023-11-16 created > 2024-02-28 gets cert > 2024-03-04 prod goes live > google stuff > openai and persona partners > partner around timeline of certs > back to searching stuff > find withpersona-gov > look inside > okta (image 2) > lolwtf > look inside > website accidentally leaking stuff > fedramp-private-backend-api > look inside > api .js accidentally exposed > look inside > wtf "SARInstructionsCard" > wtf "app.onyx.withpersona-gov" > wtf "FINTRAC" > wtf "PrivatePartnershipProjectNameCodes" > image 3 > wtf "AsyncSelfie" > look inside > openai, persona, send data to us gov > feds map face to financial records > map face using AI > map face to ICE stuff > api stores data for lots of stuff > image 4 tl;dr persona kyc and openai are frens, using your selfie for verification and sending to ICE (or USGOV in general), using AI to tie to your financial records. see subsequent post for full write-up. its long and not mobile friendly

@isablyatta @JAKEGco Thank god the patients all have dementia so they can’t remember the shit music

@JAKEGco It was at a facility for dementia patients so while changing their diapers I would just hear this playing on repeat youtu.be/cbRaKquVwvQ?si…

coworker music was actually such a phenomenal term to refer to a very specific genre of music but you’ve all watered it down to just being “well known band i don’t like”

You guys have denied my medically necessary surgery. The last time you guys denied surgery for me it was to remove a tumor that had been causing pain and bleeding for over a year specifically because I am transgender according to YOUR LETTER which is illegal.

@elisnyan @amovrse Missing tags isn’t against TOS, it’s when the tags used are inaccurate that it’s against TOS. Ex: if you don’t tag “major characters death” in a fic that has major character death it’s not against TOS but if you tag “no death” in a fic that has character death it’s against TOS

@amovrse oh not tagging is a different issue and i’m pretty you can report the ones that violate mandatory tagging rules like a missing required archive warning (violence, rape, death, sex) or having an inaccurate rating, because that’s against the TOS

ao3 is a proship website, this is why tag filtering exists ✌️

@moonbeamer6 @jaylessblame @DISSOLVED__GIRL @0xAlaric I was able to sneak out cause my family used the dog as our “security system”, I just brought him with me while sneaking out so he wouldn’t bark

@moonbeamer6 @jaylessblame @DISSOLVED__GIRL @0xAlaric The problem is it’s way harder to sneak out with all the in-home cameras, alarms, security systems, and sensors. Most of my friends weren’t able to sneak out because their parents had sensors & alarms on all the windows and doors exiting the house.

The generation that brags about being latchkey kids who had it good growing up because they could go out and do whatever they want are the same ones forcing their kids onto 24/7 monitoring apps and making sure they're tucked into bed by 9pm on Fridays until they're 25 years old

@kokorobitch @cannibality Oooooooh, I’d never heard of a bugbear before now but I’m adding it to my vocabulary immediately

@EwanTree @cannibality 2b, in this case, rather than any kind of hobgoblin :)

I forgot that Americans all have a kitchen appliance that is a horse which kicks you in the head every time you try to cook anything like a normal person instead of ordering a taxi for your hamburgers

@kokorobitch @cannibality Bugbear?

@cannibality one of my personal bugbears about the yanks is that any time you suggest they could do things slightly differently (not ordering the burger taxi) they will have a long and convoluted story about why they have to do it that way, and you are a bad person for suggesting otherwise

@TheOneVoyager @ZeroSuitCamus Dawg, I’m pretty sure the guy running on the treadmill with a fake cross for clout is the one making a mockery out of Christianity

@ZeroSuitCamus You atheists can't sleep an 1 hour without mocking Christianity. Meanwhile, ignoring the Islamists reeking havoc in Iran, and actively trying to take over America. The same Bible you mock, is the very one that calls you foolish.

Practicing for the military guy dream scenario: hearing a general say “The war’s over. We lost. We only have five minutes to crucify a child, and he’s half a mile east of our location.”

@neun1431 @brit_nuclear @sillymippy Dawg I hate to be the one to break it to you but TikTok trad wives have already started boiling their milk because they keep shitting themselves and they freak tf out whenever someone points out that they’re just DIYing milk pasteurization because somehow boiled milk is anti-woke

@brit_nuclear @sillymippy I am still convinced that if we used a dumber word like "cooked" instead of "pasteurized", this milk debacle would never have happened.

@cyber_razz @Casebradford Raw milk still has lactose

@Casebradford FR?

Milk is back People are celebrating

@kentucky_daisy @hella_wretched My doctor has written a prescription for my needles EVERY month, I know because I can see it in the pharmacy app and the mychart app. They just keep trying to give me the wrong needles

@EwanTree @hella_wretched Your Dr needs to write a script for needles. It does make sense but email your doc tomorrow telling them to send needle script to pharm. You’ll probably have to remind Dr EVERY damn month too.

@possum_simp @hella_wretched They write one for my needles every month, I know because I can see it in the app

@EwanTree @hella_wretched It's because your prescriber isn't writing a script for the needles

@Glitterflavored what's wrong with celebrating Hanukkah

@Laythe_li_suwi @iloveskirk @veridiscrow It’s the insane voice cracks that T causes that’s humiliating, not the deeper voice part

@iloveskirk @veridiscrow no clue! i was just responding to the tweet that said it was humiliating

So was everyone just gonna let me find out the hard way that moaning becomes humiliating once T starts changing ur voice