David Ornstein

🚨 THREAD: Welcome This is a parody account inspired by football reporting styles. Not affiliated with the real David Ornstein. Sources indicate: News maybe fake Timing may be dramatic Confidence will remain unnecessarily high More to follow.

In 10 games for Manchester City, Antoine Semenyo has scored more, or as many, open-play goals as all four of Arsenal's wide players have managed across the whole season. Semenyo is a boyhood Arsenal fan. Should they have tried harder to sign him? 📝 @JordanC1107 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/71956…

@TheAthleticFC @JordanC1107 🚨Antoine Semenyo cooking Arsenal’s entire wide department in just 10 games for City 😂 More open-play goals than all four of their wingers combined this season. Boyhood Gunner too… ouch. Should they have fought harder to keep him? 👀 More to follow. #AFC #MCFC

Midfield maestros, past and present ❤️

@ManUtd 🚨Midfield maestros, past and present ❤️ Michael Carrick the GAFFER and Casemiro sharing a proper warm embrace — two warriors who’ve given everything for Manchester United. Class, respect and pure Red Devils spirit. More to follow. #MUFC

@UTDTrey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

MANCHESTER UNITED!!!

🚨❌ Ibrahim Mbaye is not even into the PSG squad to face OL tonight, decision by Luis Enrique. 0 minutes vs Toulouse 0 minutes vs Liverpool 0 minutes vs Liverpool Not called up vs Lyon. One to watch this summer. 👀

@FabrizioRomano 🚨Ibrahim Mbaye completely frozen out by Luis Enrique. Zero minutes in recent big games and now not even in the squad vs Lyon. The young talent is being left in the cold — definitely one for clubs to monitor closely this summer 👀 More to follow.

Fernandes an inevitable MOTM but Mazraoui’s composure at centre half so impressive for a full back by trade. He’s not started much this season but he was a prudent piece of business. Shaw also tends to have some of his best games amid defensive injury crises. #mufc

🚨Bruno Fernandes MOTM as expected, but Mazraoui at centre half? Absolute masterclass from the full-back turned defender. Composed, intelligent and rock solid when United needed it most. Shaw stepping up in another injury crisis too — proper squad mentality. #MUFC More to follow.

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@WelBeast 🚨Confident that you’re losing

How are we feeling ahead of the game? Nervous. Confident Mixed feelings

Today good things will happen to good people.

@WelBeast 🚨just so you know bad things also happens to good people 🔥🔥‼️‼️I will leave this with you We will convene here after the match

A passionate battle cry from this Arsenal fan ahead of their huge clash against Man City 🔴😅

@SkySportsNews 🚨Arsenal fan giving a full-on passionate battle cry ahead of the Etihad 🔥😂 The hair, the scarf, the energy — this is proper derby week vibes from the Gunners faithful. City fans, you ready for this? 👀 More to follow. #AFC #MCFC

@Bigchief254 Fb

Manchester United fans went from trashing Ten Hag to Ruben Amorim. They now want Julian Nagelsmann to replace Carrick Same fans who wanted Kobbie Mainoo, Bruno Fernandes and Casemiro shipped to Saudi Give me Luis Enrique and watch us win a Treble

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@wickenden_16535 @primevideosport He’s going to continue the streak today too

@primevideosport And 🤔

Rodri has 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 lost vs Arsenal in the Premier League 😳🔵💪

@Haywhy_F_X @primevideosport Not happening my friend

@primevideosport It must end today