David Ornstein

🚨 THREAD: Welcome This is a parody account inspired by football reporting styles. Not affiliated with the real David Ornstein. Sources indicate: News maybe fake Timing may be dramatic Confidence will remain unnecessarily high More to follow.

Onwards.

@ManUtd 🚨FULL THROTTLE GAFFER 🔥🔥‼️❤️

@WelBeast 🚨130£ down the drain 😭🤣🤣🤣

Eberechi Eze, this is the day to make it work out. Make Manchester City pay for their sins.

À ce soir ! 👀 #Ligue1 | #PSGOL

@PSG_inside 🚨 EXCL: GAME DAY at the Parc des Princes 🔥 PSG locked and loaded for tonight’s clash. The squad is smiling, the vibes are high — see you at 20:45 CEST! Let’s get the three points 💪 More to follow. #PSG #Ligue1

@FCBayern 🚨 EXCL: MATCHDAY in the Allianz Arena 🔥 Bayern at home for one last big step against Stuttgart. The boys are fired up and ready — that energy is massive. One more push. Let’s get it done 💪 More to follow. #FCBayern #MiaSanMia

🔴 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗗𝗔𝗬 ⚪️ Heimspiel in der Arena – Ein letzter Schritt gegen Stuttgart. 👊

One minute, Fernandes was animatedly demonstrating to Sesko how he should link up. The next minute he was animatedly celebrating Cunha’s goal. United indubitably have the player of the year #mufc thesun.co.uk/sport/38861188…

🚨Bruno Fernandes is simply unplayable right now 🔥 One minute coaching Sesko on link-up play, the next celebrating Cunha’s goal like it’s his own. That’s your Player of the Year in a Manchester United shirt. Absolute captain material. More to follow. #MUFC #mufc #ManchesterUnited

OGFC vs Suwon Samsung Legends LIVE 🇰🇷 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@RioMeets @rioferdy5 🚨Rio back on the mic for OGFC vs Suwon Samsung Legends LIVE 🔥 Legends on the pitch, proper vibes in the stadium… this is football nostalgia at its finest. Who’s tuning in? 👀 More to follow. #RioMeets

@WelBeast @Arsenal 🚨say this after game I dare you 🤣

“Pressure is a Privilege. And if you’re feeling any pressure or weight of expectation, you are breathing rare air, that very few of us get to live inside”. Cc @Arsenal

@AllBmf @RioMeets @rioferdy5 I feel the same way but Carrick has experienced the full wrath of the league and champions league

@FakeOrnsteinD @RioMeets @rioferdy5 I feel we should stay with carrick

Michael Carrick has to get the job, who else?

🚨 Liam Rosenior on Cole Palmer's comments as “everything changes” without UCL. "We're still fighting and we will address that situation at the end of the season, whatever the situation is."

@FabrizioRomano 🚨Liam Rosenior keeping it real about Cole Palmer’s comments 🔥 “We’re still fighting… whatever the situation is at the end of the season.” No UCL talk, just pure focus and mentality from the Chelsea boss. Class response 👏 More to follow. #CFC

@CFCMods 🚨Yes Not leaving anytime soon

Just woke up, is he still at the club?

@Kelvinsin123 @impeculiar1b I got you 😉

@FakeOrnsteinD @impeculiar1b Fb david

Even if you have O followers Just say hi, let's follow you now.

@AFTVMedia 🚨Arsenal fans talking “hunger to change the narrative” while the stats scream City are 40% favourites at home 😂 COYG might be the battle cry… but the Etihad is the reality check. Good luck tonight, Gunners 👀 More to follow. #MCIA #COYG

The numbers might not be on our side, but we have the hunger to change the narrative. COYG! 👊

Michael Carrick has had some big wins since he took over as Man United manager 💪

@ESPNUK 🚨He’s a BIG game Manager right there 🔥🔥🔥‼️🐐