Felix (Parody)

I’m absolutely livid. @Nigel_Farage and his @reformparty_uk MPs just walked out during my question to the PM about keeping snooker in Sheffield and getting a tram-train extension to Stocksbridge. Farage and Reform don’t care about constituencies or communities like mine.

This is what Twitter is for now - so right wing grifting fuckwits can use photos of kids doing yoga from 12 years ago to manufacture outrage and hate by pretending they are being forced to become Muslims. Nice job Elon.

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@MatthewStadlen It's not as if he has form for that type of childish stunt now is it. Turning backs at the European parliament springs readily to mind. They are not a serious party, and each day, are being found out even more for what they really are.

All eight Reform MPs staging a walkout at Prime Ministers Questions today is peak snowflakery. Pathetic and embarrassing.

Have asked Reform why its membership team are phoning up councillors from other parties asking them to be paper candidates in May's elections.

I'm hearing the BBC is struggling to find anyone from Reform prepared to appear on #BBCQT from Clacton tomorrow.

Trump announces new dress code after visiting Graceland.

Oh, and another thing - The President of the United States is committing insider trading while manipulating the stock market and should be arrested immediately.

Farage storms out of #PMQs the moment Starmer mentions Reform councils hiking council tax by 9%. Happy to play tough guy on “smash the gangs.” Runs from the bill his own party is landing on working people. Performative outrage. Cowardly exit.

Florida election records show Donald, Melania, and Barron Trump all voted by mail in the Florida HD-87 special election. This is despite the fact that Trump calls voting by mail "cheating" and is trying to significantly restrict voting by mail in his SAVE America Act.

Trying to explain to @KemiBadenoch that a court stopped the license for an oil field the tories approved because the tories didn't follow the law and ask for an environmental report, is hard bloody work.

PMQS recap. @KemiBadenoch 'why did YOU block a licence for an oil field?' @Keir_Starmer 'We didn't, the licence is granted, a court blocked it because the Tories didnt follow the legal process to grant licence' Repeat 6 times.

Nigel Farage getting waved & laughed out of the house as he fucks off after asking his question 😳😂 Good to see he respects the house of parliament #PMQs

Nigel Farage's failed bid to reach the Chagos Islands funded by crypto billionaire mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/n…

So then why did Trump pardon these people for tax-related crimes? Todd Chrisley – Tax evasion Julie Chrisley – Tax evasion Michael Grimm – Tax fraud Paul Manafort – Tax fraud Darryl Strawberry – Tax evasion Albert Pirro – Tax evasion Paul Walczak – Payroll tax fraud Bernard Kerik – Tax fraud Paul Pogue – False tax returns Joseph Schwartz – Tax fraud

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The U.S. Ambassador to France has been banned from contacting any government official in France because he broke a law prohibiting any foreign diplomats from influencing or interfering with French elections. He did this twice. His last name is Kushner. His son's name is Jared.

Well now, this is typical. Wisconsin Republican election fraud activist Harry Wait, who tried to uncover election fraud, is convicted of election fraud.

Tice is “furious” about a snubbed #PMQs question but Reform cheered a war that pushed diesel up 29p a litre. His party councils are hiking council tax 9% while promising lower taxes. GB News calls it a “farce.” The real farce is pretending to care about working people.

British patriot Anthony Kingston has been jailed for repeatedly raping and sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl. He will serve 14 years in prison.