

Yet Another Former Republican
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Trump: I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So after I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long. I'm good at language, and I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president.


.@POTUS: "I could sign autographs for you guys, and then tonight, you could sell them for $25,000 on eBay." "Biden would use the autopen... he was incapable of signing his name, so they'd follow him around with this big machine. You know what it was called? AN AUTOPEN!" 🤣

