FredLocks
533 posts
Some day, probably when I’m long gone, people will wake up and realize that I know what the fuck I’m doing and talking about. I didn’t get to where I am buying a lucky scratch ticket
Allen Gamble@redpruis
@DannyJConrad @DanteTheDon might have been right in his blog, Danny is hilarious and definitely should write more.
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@BarstoolTrent @stoolgambling @DKSportsbook Those foreplay checks must be something us ordinary folk don’t fully grasp
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@MrBeast @LacyHimself I’ll be trapped in a circle for 3 months if the only goal is to lose 50 pounds for $200k
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I’ve had enough. I’m officially announcing that starting today 3/26/26 i will be locking in.
I weigh 200 pounds and am a fat sack of shit.
By July 1st i will get down to 175 pounds, and have visible muscle definition.
If i fail i will give 5 people who like this tweet $1,000.
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🚨🏌️👕 #COMING SOON — Tommy Fleetwood appears to have chosen a clothing brand to rock going forward after parting ways with Nike and becoming a free agent early this year.
Any guesses to which brand he chose?
(Via: @TommyFleetwood1) @FleetwoodArmy
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@LouStagner What if you’re playing awful golf and have to play more shots?
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Golf should try a chess clock.
Each player gets 45 minutes total for the round.
Take 2 minutes on the first tee, and you have 43 left.
Go over and it’s a two-stroke penalty, plus one more stroke for each extra minute. More than 5 minutes over is a DQ.
GOLF.com@GOLF_com
“He is a little perturbed with his playing partner’s pace of play. It is glacial, to be kind.” John Wood on Matt Fitzpatrick, who is currently tied for the lead and playing with Adrien Dumont de Chassart. After Brad Faxon followed up, Wood said Fitzpatrick hit his approach on the 11th first, even though he was closer, and walked up to the green, where he waited about 3 min before Dumont de Chassart hit his approach. Rules official Orlando Pope said that Fitzpatrick talked to an official, and they have decided to give Dumont de Chassart an official warning after timing him unofficially since Fitzpatrick’s request.
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sniff… sniff… snfffff 🐶
I'm trying to sniff out a big underdog today. Give me an upset during day 2 of the tournament. I'll be checking the comments again so you'll want to be right.
👑Reminder: King of the Dogs is LIVE all weekend on the DK app. Don't miss out.
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@PGATOURComms Actually interesting note is that Gotterup and Bhatia were talking about taking a week off and getting to Houston as their next tourney on the Chasin Sunday YouTube so maybe he was planning on WD all along….
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Wednesday field update for the Valspar Championship:
Akshay Bhatia WD / Sam Ryder IN
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Valspar Championship field update:
Keith Mitchell WD / Doug Ghim IN
Robert MacIntyre WD / Andrew Putnam IN
Sudarshan Yellamaraju WD / Kris Ventura IN
PGA TOUR Communications@PGATOURComms
Next week's Valspar Championship - the final event of the Florida Swing - features seven of the top 20 players in the Official World Golf Ranking, including defending champion Viktor Hovland, Xander Schauffele and Justin Thomas. Field for the Valspar Championship:
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@OhioTate @DKSportsbook VCU ML… full court pressure is going to torment UNC guards and force turnovers on an already weak team in terms of ball security
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I have received my $10,000 bonus bet from @DKSportsbook.
It has to be used this opening weekend on March Madness. No futures. SGPs allowed though.
Send me a play ONLY IF IT’S A WINNER!
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@Drosent23 @danijackel_ @paigepullman MMM still works at barstool I thought I saw her in a cooking vid w Donny last week
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@BenVerlander @FDSportsbook I’d like to see an exact score market for the way USA doesn’t move on
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For those wondering just how likely it is that Team USA advances…
@FDSportsbook has odds up for the 3 teams in Pool B vying for a spot in the Quarterfinals
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Who is the worst free agent your team ever signed?
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@kellykeegs @barstoolsports Would if I had your number, HWD Queen
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I’ve only received one text wishing me a Happy Women’s Day…🧐 @barstoolsports
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@nickysmokess Get those legs involved, entire swing is upper body
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Cheers to success…. Here’s how I scared the shit out of a guys family on a national level.. this guy always has to make it about himself
KFC@KFCBarstool
Congrats to Gerry McNamara on his success at Siena. Makes me think back to the most reckless thing we’ve ever done on the internet: faking Gerry’s death on @kfcradio. Ppl were texting his family thinking he was gone. WILDLY irresponsible move 😂😂 @BarstoolBigCat @FeitsBarstool
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