TextsFromMyExes

@InfamouslySweet Yesss girllll, yessss

@FromExes And right after a shower too!

The feeling of laying in bed with fresh new sheets .. ahh heaven

Idk sometimes I do wish I had someone to stay up late talking to before falling asleep .. random

@NotTodayEric Good one!👏👏👏👏

I'll stop calling it Twitter when your mom stops liking my tweets.

#FathersDay 🤨I am the father, the mother and the Holy Spirit! 💥

It’s a 3 day work week for me. Tomorrow is my Friday and it can’t come soon enough! 👩‍💻

@IAmSalsaVerde Noooooooo

Me having to get up to my alarm and go back to work after a week off with babe

@EVargasTV I love it too!!!!!!!!

I LOVE NY!! 👇👇👇 #knicks

@IAmSalsaVerde Same!!!

Story of my life

I kept wondering last night why the AC didn’t feel cold enough.. realize this morning one of the windows was still open.. so I basically was cooling off the outdoors 🤦‍♀️🤣

@IAmSalsaVerde Duhh🤣

Yep

@IAmSalsaVerde Love old fashion’s 🥃 haven’t had one in so long!

Last night wasn’t a total bust. We witnessed a beautiful marriage ceremony and let me tell you, that open bar didn’t disappoint! Bartender was making the shit out of those old fashions 🥴

The weather gets a little warm in the Northeast and people decide it’s time to act a dam fool 🙄

Not to brag, but I’ve been living on no sleep for a few years now 🥱

@IAmSalsaVerde Love that for you!💖

Traffic was ass this morning. That will NOT ruin my day! Only working til noon and then I’m out of office until June 16 perrassssss!!

@CaptPiccard Just saying!! 🤷‍♀️

#90daydiaries Chantel might’ve always been into women, probably why her marriage failed, cuz u don’t just wake up one day and switch teams 🤷‍♂️

@CaptPiccard 😂😂😂 frfr

#90dayfiance #90daydiaries What in the seven dwarfs am I looking at 🤣

@CaptPiccard 😳😳😳🤦‍♀️

#90dayfiance #90daydiaries New face, who dis 🤣

AI + hackers have definitely gotten into my email 😩🤨😡 Despite changing settings!

#Officeromance save your time. It’s the same storyline all the time 🙄