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Not Today Eric
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEric
Gen X | Simple Man | Food Fan
Katılım Temmuz 2017
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who’s gonna tell him…
Sparrow@sparrowincrisis
Unpopular opinion: Milking horse is much better than milking cow
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Twitter is the best place to keep up on the latest news or argue with a horse.
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You are forgiven , I won’t come near to your ears
Not Today Eric@NotTodayEric
Let’s put animals in charge for a while just to see how it goes.
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I’m starting to understand why monkeys throw poop at people.
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@NotTodayEric Damn, dawg, you really got a FULL head of hair there. So loud. Such volume. Truly wow 👌
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Careful...Cow will 🐄 come for you...
Not Today Eric@NotTodayEric
Facebook: your family is here. Instagram: your friends are here. Twitter: there is a cow here.
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@sanandreafault I will. As long as you promise not to…well, you know.
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@NotTodayEric Okay now we’re getting somewhere. If you ever encounter a jaguar just say “you bite harder than a tiger” and it will know you are one of us
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This is the filth and propaganda I’m talking about! Tiger this and Tiger that. I bite harder than a tiger!
Not Today Eric@NotTodayEric
Me 3 days into animal Twitter.
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