Not Today Eric

Ok hear me out.

@NotTodayEric Happy Birthday, Eric! Muah from Marisa 😉

It’s my birthday but I’m not gonna tweet about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Not eating vegetables all summer.

@OlderGrumpyGuy 😂

@NotTodayEric Coroner: I understand today is his birthday. Police: Yes. He refused to tweet about it so instead chose Death by Chocolate. Coroner: Well, that explains the smile

I'm eating something called death by chocolate. What a way to go.

@GrianEgan Thank you, done and done. 😆

@NotTodayEric Happy birthday my friend. 🎂🎈🥳 Hope the fam has or will be having a super get together with lots of awesome food! Say hi to Ma.

@HumanHangnail Thank you sir. 🫡

@NotTodayEric Happy birthday!

@MediocreJoker85 😂

@NotTodayEric Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

The worst part about a diarrhea epidemic is that nobody knows how to spell diarrhea.

@incharmuese Thank you. ✌🏻

@NotTodayEric Happy birthday!

@HighlyIngenious I’m on Twitter what could go wrong. 😂

@NotTodayEric Hope you are having an amazingly awesome day!

@LikeRez12 Thank you. 😎

@NotTodayEric happy birthdayyyyy 🎈🎁

@dadmann_walking I regret nothing.

@NotTodayEric Why you gotta call us out like that

@egyptian_neenan 😂

@NotTodayEric Merriam-Webster offered their help too 🤣

@EmmyStar79 Thank you. 😎

@NotTodayEric Happy birthday down there! 🥳🎂

@monkey_pulp 😂

@NotTodayEric Dire rear is the best take I’ve seen hahah

@Parkerlawyer Thanks!

@NotTodayEric Happy birthday Eric!

@mariana057 @antti_nannimus 😂

@antti_nannimus @NotTodayEric If I want explosive diarrhea, I’ll just eat some lettuce

@CooperLawrence Well done. 😆

@NotTodayEric Then I’m not gonna wish you a happy birthday in the comments. Nope.

@Singer62511 😂

@NotTodayEric Happy Bday!!

@UnapprovedMuse Thank you. 😎

Happiest of Birthdays to one of the funnest / funniest people on The Twitters - @NotTodayEric! Best wishes for many delightful returns of the day 🎂