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@FutureToday8

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Vancouver, British Columbia 가입일 Mayıs 2020
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jaker@FutureToday8·
@sincaracing he really saves these for zverev lmao
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nana 🌺@sincaracing·
a compilation of the jannik sinner scream of joy after beating the rat in a m1000 semi
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Obrigado Gracias
Obrigado Gracias@didiuvume92·
@TennisTV Meddy is a useless player. How can he allow Francisco to bagel him? He has never been trustworthy. Always disappointing when it matters most. Now I am on the verge of losing $5000 bet placed on him to win in straight set
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Tennis TV@TennisTV·
Cerundolo BAGELS Medvedev?! 😳 The Argentine takes the opener 6-0 against one of the most in form players this season #MiamiOpen
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Knowledge@Clingymoggy·
@wxrdna Diets and habits changed, in 2015 almost every didnt really care what they eat and not many of them went to the gym too.
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in the big 26@wxrdna·
looksflation is crazy... htn was enough to become famous in 2015 💔
Dr. Lemma@DoctorLemma

11 years ago, a 16-year-old kid was bagging groceries at a supermarket when a customer took his photo without him knowing and posted it online. Alex Lee started his shift on 2 November 2014 with 144 Twitter followers. By the time his mum picked him up from work that evening, he had 100,000. By the next morning, 300,000. His phone number was leaked and the notifications crashed it completely. Within days, #AlexFromTarget was the number one trending topic on the platform. Girls showed up at his store in groups. A man offered his co-workers a hundred dollars to find out where he was. His manager moved him to the stockroom to finish his shift. His family’s personal and financial records were leaked online. His girlfriend, who he’d met in chemistry class two weeks earlier, started receiving threats from strangers. He appeared on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show, was flown across the country for appearances, and eventually had to leave school because of it all. The day he turned 18 he moved cities to try to build a career in social media. He hated it. One manager took control of his accounts. Another allegedly stole over $30,000 from him. He fired them both and quit the internet entirely. He’s 27 now. Lives with his girlfriend, loads trucks at a delivery depot in the mornings, and has no public social media presence. In 2024 he said the job pays less but he’s a lot happier. “I never wanted to be ‘Alex from Target.’ Absolutely not.”

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jaker
jaker@FutureToday8·
@AvantPrince_ yeah, you're the one who is supposed to say hello
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AvantPrince_@AvantPrince_·
This woman in the gym today who has been aggressively staring at me for the last three weeks decided to come and use the other side of the cable machine and fluff up her hair 50 times so she was pushing shampoo strawberry coconut wind in my airways rather than just say hello
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PaperBagDev@PaperBagDev·
@SCHIZO_FREQ This is only true if you forgot to lift anything halfway heavy (aestheticsfags eternally btfoed). I lost 20 lbs in a month, it's not actually difficult.
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Lukas (computer) 🔺@SCHIZO_FREQ·
Bulking is massively easier than cutting One of the funniest recurring memes on bodybuilding forums back in the day: New guy posts a picture and asks if he should bulk or cut. 100% of replies say, verbatim, "bulk, you skinny phaggot" So he bulks for three months, and comes back and posts a new picture. "Should I keep bulking??" "You are an auschwitz skeleton. Keep eating" This cycle continues for 12-18 months, until he's become so obese that people finally start telling him it's time to consider losing some fat So he tries to cut... But it turns out that eating whatever you want and getting stronger every day is a lot easier than aggressively dieting and becoming weak, so a ton of people just give up here or pivot to 'powerlifting,' and the end result of all their bodybuilding was mostly just becoming an obese fatass
Rational Bot@Rationalbot

Ngl it's pretty funny that someone can have enough discipline to liftmaxx but not to cut calories below replacement for a month

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jaker
jaker@FutureToday8·
@palis if you want easy mode just eat ice cream after dinner every night lol
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⟠Palis⟠🐍@palis·
Timeline always talking about weight loss but what about those of us who struggle to gain? I only eat meat, fruit and honey, occasional salads, olive oil/ghee, and I can’t seem to put on weight. I eat 2-3lbs of beef per day, few pieces of fruit, 1/4-1/2 cup of honey per day, 1/4-1/3 cup of olive oil per day I can easily fast and go days in calorie deficit without feeling it, dropping weight is extremely easy not that I want to. But I’ve been struggle to get past 175lbs at 6’1” since I cut out white rice
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Dommy@DommyLocked·
Someone tell me why the fuck Karen Khachanov is POUNDING Beers at the Miami Heat game
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jaker@FutureToday8·
when one piece of potato is inexplicably 100x hotter than the rest and fucking napalms the roof of your mouth <<<
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jaker@FutureToday8·
@CantEverDie true but they’re also just ridiculously clueless and relentlessly propagandized. But having to pay more at the gas pump forces them to pay attention
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onion person@CantEverDie·
it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish
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jaker@FutureToday8·
@zeta_globin It doesn’t explain it, it’s just another symptom
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zeta@zeta_globin·
zoomers aren't having sex but also zoomers are spending like two to three hours a day on tiktok which explains the no sex thing, I had the grad students send me their screen time stats
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jaker@FutureToday8·
@fitnessfeelingz ‘I made the gangster move of ordering us pizza at 1 am…’
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jaker@FutureToday8·
@naghetti me and the girlie pops
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na@naghetti·
Holy shit
na tweet media
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jaker@FutureToday8·
@ripplebrain how exactly could they possibly achieve this by force
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