Me yelling at Kyrie Irving that he stinks and then him saying “You’ll never see me in real life again”. But he was wrong because I’ve seen him in real life a bunch after that. 😂
SHOPLIFTER PRO TIP: If you get caught in the act of stealing, lie and tell the cashier you already had the item. If you have another one in your pocket, pull it out to make your lie seem more believable.
In our defense, Jackmerius was busy ringing up another customer.
The Destroyer was refilling the cappuccino machine for a customer.
I was using the monitor to download both of those videos.
We just had the worst 24 hours in GSE history.
0 for 3
Jackmerius missed a string cheese thief last night.
The Destroyer missed a Red Bull/torch thief this morning.
I missed a Haribo thief this afternoon.
Oof.