Gas Station Encounters

The Photographer VS The Shot

You obviously can’t drive unbuckled toddlers across country in the U-Haul without drinking a stolen BuzzBall in the bathroom first!

SHOPLIFTER PRO TIP: Always flip through your wallet in front of the cashier before putting the decoy item back and exiting the building.

You have to respect the embrace. May the Godzilla Ganker arc continue. 🌊

FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD 🥇

@OsrsF2PBots @amazon You’re right, next time my 3 year old daughter wants to have matching outfits with her dad I’ll tell her to eat a bag of 🍆’s.

@GSEncounters @amazon Deserved for pandering to the baby yoda cult

Thank God for @amazon Prime shipping otherwise I would not have gotten my all over print May The Fourth shirt on time. 🙄

@TCGView @amazon Well in that case… would you like to buy the brand new never before opened replacement t-shirt they sent me for $5000!? 👀

@GSEncounters @amazon That's rare. They sent you the damn test print shirt. Hey, keep it! It's rare!

@St3v3Wiederrich @amazon It’s from the official Star Wars Amazon store. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@GSEncounters @amazon Means it was licensed and you can’t use it like that.

SHOPLIFTER PRO TIP: If you get confronted by an employee with a camera in your face, always give the camera a thumbs up! 👍🏼

@forcemajeure84 This has to be a state where it’s considered theft as soon as you conceal it. Wish Ohio would jump on the bandwagon!

@GSEncounters please do a collab here.

@JeffDye @Lakers @jasonsudeikis @stephenasmith @sagesteele I appreciate the update. It really bothered me that you didn’t tag @LamarOdom the first time so he knows how unapproachable and grumpy he is.

Shoplifter Steals 2 Air Fresheners… Then Returns ONLY ONE With a Fake Apology

SHOPLIFTER PRO TIP: Instead of pocketing the item, try slipping it under your shirt & awkwardly holding it there with your arm to avoid detection.

How would you react if the person you were with got caught shoplifting? I’m getting flack for giving the girl a hard time but it’s pretty obvious by her reaction that she knows he’s a thief and could care less. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@DonutOperator This would be hilarious to follow shoplifters outside with 🤣

The R2FU giveaway is still on!

SHOPLIFTER PRO TIP: Do not hang out and smoke a Black & Mild in the parking lot of the establishment you just ripped off.

@TheDunkCentral @FredKatz

The Cleveland Cavaliers are expected to explore trading Donovan Mitchell this summer if he doesn’t agree to a contract extension, per @FredKatz

@MoonWalkerWally @NOCONTEXT_69 Thank you. Filing the copyright claim now.

@NOCONTEXT_69 Stolen from @GSEncounters

SHOPLIFTER PRO TIP: Make sure that your temp tag is COMPLETELY faded so the cashier has no identifying information to give the police. 🚨