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@Bergermeister23 🤞🤞🤞🙏

When you realise, The people that Ben Roberts-Smith was fighting would throw you & your wife off the nearest building if they had half a chance.

@HannahIamthest1 🤣

✈️ A lawyer named Kevin boarded a flight in Dublin carrying a box of frozen crabs. He asked a blonde flight attendant named Sarah if she could store them safely in the crew fridge. She agreed, but Kevin pulled her aside just before takeoff and spoke to her like she was a child, reminding her that he was holding her personally responsible for keeping them frozen. He even reminded her he was a lawyer and went on about what could happen if they thawed. Sarah just nodded… not impressed at all. Right before the plane landed in London, Sarah got on the intercom and said: “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Dublin please raise your hand?” Not a single person moved. 😄 So… she took the crabs home and enjoyed a nice seafood dinner. 🦀🍽️ Moral of the story: 1️⃣ Some people think they’re smarter than they are 2️⃣ Never underestimate a woman who’s been talked down to 😉

@MbarkCherguia Yes and financial reparations.

Man lost 6 YEARS of his life in prison for a rape that NEVER happened. The woman later admitted she made the entire thing up. LOOK at this innocent man breaking down in court when the truth finally came out… This is pure evil. Should false accusers who destroy lives face REAL prison time? Thoughts?

@LizaRosen0000 Evil degenerate a'holes‼️🤬

This was filmed in Syria. t.co/H6YdQnocm4 Under Islamic Sharia law, women and girls accused of violating Sharia laws and Islam’s “modesty rules” (including by disobeying their male guardians) are systematically murdered in honor killings. The men of the Muslim family (fathers, husbands, brothers, or even sons) restore their damaged “honor” and dignity by shedding the blood of their own daughter, wife, or sister. They believe this murder cleanses the family name and grants them paradise. Even worse: thousands of these women and girls are first deliberately raped to guarantee they will not enter paradise as virgins, and only then butchered by the very men who are supposed to protect them. When there is no father or husband, the woman becomes the property of her brothers or sons, with the same deadly fate awaiting her.

@Rexdinasaur He looks (and talks) like a parrot in a cage😀

Despite the current fuel crisis proving that the world still runs on fossil fuels and without them everything just grinds to a halt. Labor are still pushing their Green fantasies wasting billions of dollars on projects that will never work. Green Hydrogen Projects across Australia have been falling like dominoes. Labor has put all our taxpayer money on the Hindenburg. Labor are brainwashed climate evangelists pretending that solar panels and wind turbines made in China will change the weather in Australia 🇦🇺 No wonder our energy grid is being butchered by energy illiterate ideological politicians who just have unrealistic expectations.

@MikeBales 🤣🤣🤣

An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count for his physical exam. The doctor gave him a jar and said, "Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow." The next day the man returned to the office and handed him the jar, which was as clean and empty as the day before. The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then my left, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left—nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then the teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too—first with both hands, then an armpit, she even tried squeezin' it between her knees—but still nothing." The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open!"

@RoadknightThe I feel they are being ripped off by their own 'privileged' and 'powerful' cohorts🤔

Why we need an audit into Aboriginal spending No.2: The Aboriginal population of Australia is around 812,000 people. Nearly 100 countries have a GDP of $34bn/yr or less. Some have populations of 20-40m people. How are Aboriginal people living in poverty? How can we spend $34bn/yr, greater than 100 countries' entire GDP, and have the abject poverty that we have, especially in remote areas? Where the hell is the money going?

@isaacrrr7 I'll have what this idiot is smoking unless he is from another planet!

Predicador islamista palestino: "Las vírgenes del Paraíso no tendrán menstruación, saliva, moco, orina ni excrementos. Los hombres musulmanes tendrán la fuerza sexual de 100 hombres. Tendremos varias esposas y esclavas sexuales en el Paraíso."

@veromeanstruth @Sauronlordking @BBHall10 🤣🤣🤣

@GeoffBale2 @Sauronlordking @BBHall10 The type we are buying are not yet in existence we are sharing the development costs keep up or shut up

Lest we forget.

@Ann19851873 @RositaDaz48 @jedlyndsay @AustralianLabor Plus no accountability and continual lies.

@RositaDaz48 @jedlyndsay The @AustralianLabor party, are well past their use by date.

“RULES FOR THEE, BUT NOT FOR ME.“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ The Federal and State Government holds corporate Australia to the highest standards of accountability. Miss a target and your share price drops. Cook the books and you go to jail. Fail your customers and you lose your job. But who holds the government to the same standard? No one. Because in politics there are no consequences, this must change. Government compliance with Senate orders for documents has fallen from 92% to 33%. Australia’s corruption perception score has dropped 8 points since 2012. Former ministerial staffers are setting up lobbying firms within months of leaving office through loopholes in rules they helped write. If we ran a business the way this country is governed, we’d be shut down. It’s time for the same rules to apply to the people who make the rules. Ministers should face the same personal accountability as company directors. Every portfolio should have published KPIs measured against outcomes not announcements. Every program over $100 million should have an independent cost-benefit analysis before it’s approved. Every dollar should be tracked and published so ordinary Australians can see where their money goes and if a program fails, the person responsible should answer for it the same way a CEO would. Same standards. Same consequences. No exceptions. What’s your thoughts…? 🇦🇺Peter Lyndon-James 🇦🇺

@Snoman_here @RositaDaz48 @EmrichEva Yup✅

@RositaDaz48 @EmrichEva Pauline introduced a bill to look into the NDIS. It got shot down by a huge margin. Everyone knows that is totally corrupted, but the politicians just sweep it under the carpet. Why? Because they are part of the issue and an investigation would reveal that.

🎯Spot on Rosita✅

@CampbellNewman @MurrayWatt He's an idiot‼️Another politician making decisons that don't affect them AKA hypocrites🤮

So that's a "No" to doing something about building Australia's fuel security @MurrayWatt? Is it a "No" to bringing back industry to the country? Or is just a "No" on pure ideological grounds i.e - you don't like fossil fuels?

@hotahotasa45082 I agree with what he did. 💯

@ellymelly BOTH.

Which is the biggest fraud in Australian history: NDIS? Indigenous Activism? Tens upon tens of billions of dollars just keeps evaporating.

@InsideLucysHead 🤣

Best son ever... 5 year old son after reading a story of a king Son : Mum, I also want 3 wives, one will bathe, one will cook and one will sing Mum: Which one will put you to sleep? Son: No mum, I will still sleep with you. Mum's eyes filled up with tears. Mum: God bless you son Mum : Who will the 3 wives sleep with? Son : Let them sleep with daddy Daddy's eyes filled with tears, ''God bless you son''.

@craigkellyAFEE 🎯 Spot on.

"The Australian sun cannot be interrupted" - Chris ‘Blackout Bowen’ The man is a dangerously incompetent nincompoop. 🌞Every time a cloud comes over, the Australian sun is interrupted. 🌞Every time the planet spins around and night falls, the Australian sun is interrupted. The technology to economically replace heavy diesel with solar power does not exist. Net Zero is fantasy delusion that denies the economic and engineering realities.

@RenownVet21 🤔😀

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

@benonwine No brains and no standards.

Greta Thunberg furious at Trump’s Iran comments… Dropping F-bombs and calling it “genocide”. But strangely quiet when regimes kill their own people. Selective outrage as usual from the paid activist grifter! Why the double standard!