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@BumpSports @KegAndCo Its engagement bait 101. We need to stop engaging 💯

@KegAndCo Mission Impossible: how do we figure out how this dipshit gets the views and revenue he does, with real accounts not bots, and how do we do it…someone ask Elon

I consider myself really good as a golf Handicapper. Profitable in 5 out of last 6 years, but this is the content that gets way more views than I do. “Bubba Watson and his left-handed draw”. Guy hasn’t hit a draw in 4 years. Even if he did, wouldn’t help him here. I don’t know what to do. The algo doesn’t like me, but this stuff does great.

@DETROlTLions313 can you imagine

unless we find out mendoza smokes crack, how is this not free money? 25k limit isn’t too shabby

@Tipsfromthebook the next basket bets were pretty sad ngl but u cooked with that first TD parlay 💯

@GolfStatsDFS No brother, it was a sickening addiction. I put those there to show that I was a winner on the outside but a big loser living betting next basket and a flip of a card. People saw the wins not the losses.

Thank you to everyone who reached out after my post yesterday. I didn’t expect it to reach so many people, but since the truth is out there, here’s a little more of my story. My gambling didn’t start last year. It started in 6th grade, when I was sold me a winning 50/50 ticket for $2,000 at a baseball game. By 7th grade I was rolling dice for lunch money. By the time I was 18, I had 40+ offshore accounts. I thought it was all just fun and I could get away with it cause I was young… When I turned 21 in college, it got dangerous. I couldn’t stop winning at first… parlays, straights, glitches, anything. I’d win $8k in a day, buy the whole bar shots, black out, and wake up with thousands in charges that didn’t even matter because I was “up so much.” I gave friends money, bought them watches, threw tens of thousands away at gentlemen’s clubs while on booze and drugs. Was it fun? At first, yeah it was a lot of fun… I would be lying if I said it wasn’t. But numbness grows quietly. Even when I was up over $400K, I never bought myself a single thing. And then the losing started. And it didn’t stop. One day I lost $100,000. In ONE day. I called and was screaming at a bank worker to let me deposit more. That moment still makes me sick how selfish I was to someone just doing their job. From there, it snowballed. I silently destroyed my mind, my finances, and the person I thought I was. I became the man I used to joke about when I first started gambling…addicted, desperate, ashamed. I couldn’t even look at myself in the mirror. Addiction doesn’t happen overnight. It’s a slow decline of who you are, one bet at a time. More to come… and thank you again for the support. If you’re struggling, please reach out. You’re not alone. ❤️ Blaise B 12/30/25

Tom McKibbin looking to put Northern Ireland on the MAP this week

@ChrisPoole___ @ravensbias19 @TapItIn3

@ravensbias19 @TapItIn3 It is not a ‘card’ of any use to anyone if the odds are not available now is my point. Imagine being so thick as to not understand that

More made up prices . All at it

@tomandmartys Cameron*

Tailing Powers MASTERS edition! Ytd: 0-24 -$240 I lost more weight in the past 5 days from anxiety over CP possibly picking Cam Young, than I did from eating a month of chili. Bullet dodged! Bryson DeChambeau being utterly emasculated on the course last year is something Powers can truly relate to. Fitting he picks him here. You’ve got one job this week Mr. Powers. ONE JOB! Attend the same Mass as Cam Young. Stalk his ass if you have to.

@BrianKirschner_ how many gummies bro 😂

Masters Duel Forecasts Scottie/ Deki 100 Rahm/Xander 100 Xander/Young 125 Rahm/Fitz 150 Rahm/Cam 200 Rahm/Deki 250 Deki/Xander 300

couldn’t miss out on this

@DavisMattek @DKSportsbook

This is my current @DKSportsbook card for Augusta Xander 17.5 (boost) Cam Smith 50/1 FRL + 100/1 Rahm 26 (with LAGC 🏆) Min Woo 50 Fitzpatrick 127 (21+ moniak Hr) Spieth King of the course Si Woo 265 (55+Oneil Cruz HR) Adam Scott 153 (66+Mackinnon G) Brooks 38 Think I’m probably done, might add in some more FRL

@heweymack2449 @OutrightKing59 it’s not that serious 🥲

Masters Card Scottie 250/1* Rahm 500/1** Bryson 750/1*** Rory 1000/1**** *parlayed with Michigan to win national championship **parlayed with Seahawks to win Super Bowl and Michigan to win national championship ***parlayed with Anthony Kim to win liv Adelaide Seahawks to win Super Bowl and Michigan to win national championship ****parlayed with the straight of Hormuz to open on masters Wednesday Anthony Kim to win liv Adelaide Seahawks to win Super Bowl Please note: all these bets were hit first try and posted absolutely nowhere to be tailed but wanted to ensure that I flexed the most outrageous possible number to the public and placed ew with 3 places.

The Masters 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗪𝗜𝗡 Cameron Young +𝟯𝟬𝟬𝟬│.65U Bobby MacIntyre +𝟰𝟬𝟬𝟬│1U Chris Gotterup +𝟰𝟬𝟬𝟬│.5U Russell Henley +𝟳𝟱𝟬𝟬│.55U Adam Scott +𝟳𝟱𝟬𝟬│.25U Ryan Fox +𝟭𝟬𝟬𝟬𝟬│.2U Brian Harman +𝟭𝟱𝟬𝟬𝟬│.25U Gary Woodland +𝟭𝟱𝟬𝟬𝟬│.1U

The Masters SG: 550-600 YARD PAR 5s 𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧 𝟱𝟬 𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗦 .𝟮𝟲 Min Woo Lee .𝟮𝟰 Jake Knapp .𝟮𝟭 Nicolai Hojgaard .𝟮𝟬 Rory McIlroy .𝟮𝟬 Ludvig Aberg .𝟭𝟵 Scottie Scheffler .𝟭𝟳 Tommy Fleetwood .𝟭𝟳 Ben Griffin .𝟭𝟲 Matt Fitzpatrick .𝟭𝟲 Bryson DeChambeau .𝟭𝟱 Maverick McNealy .𝟭𝟱 Adam Scott .𝟭𝟱 Alex Noren

@betmystic might be the second biggest Min Woo fan on the TL

List of every golfer to rank in the top 18 in strokes gained OTT , ARG , and putting at the majors over the last 3 years Min Woo Lee Xander End of list

The Masters Scrambling Percentage 𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧 𝟭𝟮 𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗦 𝗔𝗧 𝗔𝗨𝗚𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗔 𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝟳𝟬.𝟵 Jason Day 𝟲𝟵.𝟮 Xander Schauffele 𝟲𝟴.𝟳 Cameron Smith 𝟲𝟳.𝟰 Patrick Reed 𝟲𝟳.𝟭 Scottie Scheffler 𝟲𝟱.𝟳 Jon Rahm 𝟲𝟱.𝟱 Tommy Fleetwood 𝟲𝟰.𝟬 Matt Fitzpatrick 𝟲𝟯.𝟬 Tyrrell Hatton 𝟲𝟮.𝟳 Hideki Matsuyama 𝟲𝟭.𝟲 Collin Morikawa 𝟲𝟬.𝟵 Jordan Spieth 𝟲𝟬.𝟳 Sungjae Im 𝟲𝟬.𝟱 Rory McIlroy 𝟲𝟬.𝟱 Max Homa

@tomandmartys what are those?

First swing since September.

we’re on to The Masters

Prayers for Nick Dunlap 🙏🏼

Prayers for Jordan Smith 🙏🏼

Who would be the funniest winner next week (and why)?