Gordon Freeman

@valvepilled I’m Gordon Freakman. Welcome to the Freak Zone.

@butchbenrey I’m proud.

@Gordon_Freakman im freaking it, gordon. 🙂

How are we feeling, Freakman nation.

@krilledup Soon, one day.

Missing the hlvrai rp accounts, come back we miss you..

@realasfspudboy Being popular sucks anyway. All the cool kids have under 1000 followers now.

@Gordon_Freakman 2 views in an unquantifiable period of time bro fell off

Merry Christmas guys.

my awesome gordon freeman who i dont pay #halflife

@Kasnarisdying @krilledup These are lowkey fire I can’t even lie.

These are my half life Ocs ‼️DO NOT STEAL‼️fanart would be appreciated

I’m going g Viral

@socpens Number 1:

drop your top 5 artists rn i wanna know everyones favorite musicians & bands and why

@zeffdakilla Who’s that handsome fellow tweeting in the screenshot?

The farts are stored in the cheeks.

Guess who got banned from yet another dog park? Yep. Guess they can’t handle me being the alpha dog. Whatever.

@Gordon_Freakman yeah well one of us            and the other one wears a cool helmet

Adding random Mad Libs to interpersonal conversations to spice things up a little.

White people be like watch my purse I have to go to the bathroom.

True.

@butchbenrey Derse Seer of Heart.

hsoomfs what are your classpects im curious

@BryceChristen17 Barney stuck it up my nose.

@Gordon_Freakman Happy bday think you’ll get that beer?

Freakman Nation. My birthday is tomorrow. You should all wish me a happy birthday.