akviator

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akviator

@BryceChristen17

avgeek beyond physical comprehension

Katılım Temmuz 2021

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Jungle Pocket!!@RacerofaNewEra·13 Eki

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kas@OMEGAZULA·6 Eki

driving back from our trip, through my hometown. it's 1AM. i drove past my old house and saw my dad inside watching TV. i knocked on the door. after 8 years, i have my dads phone number in my phone again

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akviator@BryceChristen17·7 Eki

@JohnHoll0w Telling people I went to the Grand Canyon then showing them this pic

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โน่ 🥕🐴@JohnHoll0w·6 Eki

Start diggin in yo butt, twin 🤖

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frank zeppo@NoahPasternak·6 Eki

Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc@JasonKPargin

I seriously don’t think anything like this has ever happened even once anywhere in the world

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McSpudVA@McSpudVA·1 Eki

It breaks my heart when I say "Im committing vehicular manburger helper" and no one gets it.

Bimble the Wizard@BimbleWizard

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jacob@thesoggyblanket·1 Eki

dude you should hang out with your dad

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My dad is so cooked

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Chelsea 👩‍🎤@idksorry01·2 Eki

Tw// throwing it on the ground - - - - - - - - - - So my so called "girlfriend" just handed me her cell phone said its my dad... uh thats not my dad that's a cell phone

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akviator@BryceChristen17·29 Eyl

@Tsui_55 Cautionary tales on why you don’t take 2 million dollars from a drug deal gone wrong, less you be hunted down by a psychopathic Spanish dude (he leaves whether someone meets their end up to fate (“heads or tails, call it”)

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Tsui@Tsui_55·29 Eyl

@BryceChristen17 What kind of lore do Americans have

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Tsui@Tsui_55·28 Eyl

What are we even doing omg

Tsui@Tsui_55

I love Nakayama, she's just the manifestation of you getting a 99% fail training and her being like "Then what IF we do it lol" "I'm hurt but it was worth trying it lol" stupid girl

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buggy@bugtrio·26 Eyl

average heartburn relief pills ad

Marvel Perfect Shots@marvel_shots

The Fantastic Four: First Steps

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ms wiener mcgee@fartbuttsex30·23 Eyl

stop eating steaks with fakes and start eating macaroni with the one and only

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HERBRON JAMES@breebxby·23 Eyl

today i took my first steps unassisted.

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my goal is to at least be walking by the end of the year. i can do this.

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C_✝️@C_U271D·23 Eyl

I never read or was interested in fanfiction until like 5 or 6 years ago I stumbled across a shockingly well-written Harry Potter fanfic where he drops out of hogwarts to join the SAS and in the end when blows voldemort's head off with a 50 caliber sniper rifle I was just like