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@zerohedge So the American Carter Doctrine has been replaced by the Iranian Cartman Doctrine.

@Phil_Lewis_ Setting aside her association with child sex predators for a moment, I think we can all agree that Melania is an engaging public speaker. 👇

WASHINGTON (AP) — Melania Trump delivers statement at White House denying ties to Jeffrey Epstein and knowledge of his crimes.

@zerohedge People in the replies are very sensitive about Starmer objecting to war crimes. So to be clear, the USA is a great country. And when your self-serving, kiddy-fiddling, narcissistic, kleptocratic, fat Russian cuck is gone, Britain will be waiting as the friends we always were.

Starmer Says Trump’s Iran Rhetoric Is Contrary to British Values

@DavidGHFrost @DPJHodges @Telegraph The ‘populist’ parties support Trump because they share the same funding. They even use the same crypto pumper bot networks on this hell site. So 🇬🇧 populists don’t risk “guilt by association” with Trump. They ARE THE SAME ENTITY wrapped in a slightly smokier sock puppet.

President Trump's reckless threats this week crossed a moral line and were impossible to support. And his constant disdain for his allies alienates supporters and helps only his opponents. My @Telegraph column tonight. 👇 telegraph.co.uk/gift/8b33a2709…

@Steven_Swinford @DPJHodges @Peston Parking his renewables agenda, Starmer is absolutely right for once. Putin handed weapons to Iran. Trump responded with, “Stupid NATO!” Too many of our own citizens have become so hateful toward Labour (for good reason tbh) to recognise what’s playing out.

Sir Keir Starmer has said that he is "fed up" with households and businesses seeing their energy bills rise because of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin The prime minister told @Peston Britain needs greater "energy independence" to reduce its exposure to the international markets As @DPJHodges says it's quite the quote - he's directly accusing Trump of pushing people's energy bills up and comparing the impact of his actions to those of Putin "I'm fed up with the fact that families across the country see their bills go up and down on energy, businesses' bills go up and down on energy because of the actions of Putin or Trump across the world and saying to families across the country, saying to businesses across the country: 'We've just got to be, we've got to put up with being on the international market.' "We need energy independence, and the only way to get energy independence is to go even more quickly to renewables because we're not going to get it on the international market."

@DPJHodges He is. He created this mess and has handed one of the worst regimes in the world a multi-billion dollar cash cow. He is going to walk away and there are simps in your replies suggesting you are helping Iran by pointing out that Trump is helping Iran. Also, Trump sounds scouse.

As I said. It's Trump who's desperate for a peace deal, not the Iranian regime.

@zerohedge Nobody in the history of the English language has ever assembled that collection of words together in that order.

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@zerohedge Maybe if Donald applies some vaseline he won't find his discomfort to be as acute next time.

*TRUMP SAYS IF IRAN DOESN'T MAKE A DEAL, IT WILL BE PAINFUL: NBC *TRUMP SAYS NETANYAHU TOLD HIM HE'D 'LOW-KEY IT': NBC

@zerohedge For the love of Eru Ilúvatar, does he ever stop f888ing talking?

*TRUMP SAYS IRAN MORE AGREEABLE THAN IT SHOWS IN PUBLIC: NBC

@ElectionMapsUK @DPJHodges @FindoutnowUK South Park said it best. 👇

Westminster Voting Intention: RFM: 25% (-1) GRN: 20% (=) CON: 17% (-1) LAB: 16% (+1) LDM: 11% (+1) SNP: 3% (=) Via @FindoutnowUK, 8 Apr. Changes w/ 1 Apr.

@DPJHodges Most of the resistance leaders were murdered in Jan after DJT told them "help is on the way" and those that survived are now screwed cos Don's gone. Being "anti-IRGC" means condemning the orange clown who handed the despots a win. But that fact is lost on many in your replies.

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@dylan390y @DPJHodges Dan has been one of the most consistent against the Iranian regime. That's precisely why this debacle is so appalling. It has left them more empowered, and the people responsible for this mess should he held to account.

@DPJHodges Dan's seems genuinely proud of the Mullah's and its IRGC murderous cohort that recently killed tens of thousands of it's own people

@zerohedge L̶a̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ Permanent

War Has Caused Lasting Damage To The Dollar System zerohedge.com/markets/war-ha…

@zerohedge Donald knelt before Iran in good faith. 15 vessels a day is NOT acceptable. He needs to prostrate himself across the floor. Face down. Yes. That's it, Donald. Actually, no. Lower than that.

Iran To Allow No More Than 15 Vessels Per Day Through Hormuz: Russian Media zerohedge.com/energy/iran-al…

@DeItaone Every action of this administration seems to be a pretext for the Trump family to extort the target.

*JUSTICE DEPARTMENT OPENS INVESTIGATION INTO NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, SOURCES SAY

@DeItaone Is that it for Iran, then? Donald has taken the L and decided to wage war on snowmen instead?

GREENLAND PRIME MINISTER: TRUMP'S DESIRE TO TAKE OVER OR CONTROL GREENLAND HAS NOT BEEN TAKEN OFF THE TABLE

@DeItaone So 👏 much 👏 winning 👏!

WTI CRUDE MOVES BACK UP TO $100 A BARREL

@DeItaone Donald's habit of always chickening out was a big clue.

GERMANY'S MERZ SAYS I AM CONVINCED THAT IT WAS NOT TRUMP'S INTENTION TO DESTROY A CIVILISATION

@zerohedge I hope she sings again.

House Democrats Threaten Contempt For Bondi If She Doesn't Testify In Epstein Probe zerohedge.com/political/hous…

@zerohedge Germany will seek a mandate from the UN to act as peacekeepers in the event of violence re-emerging (should Donald violate the terms of his surrender).

*MERZ SAYS GERMANY WILL BACK HORMUZ SEA MISSION IF MANDATED mandated by whom

@WhiteHouse @PressSec I think *overestimating* him is more of a problem. While the Commander in Chief is getting spanked by a 7th Century fiefdom, he can't even deliver the basics. 👇 x.com/i/status/20422…

Never underestimate President Trump's ability to successfully advance America's interests and broker peace. He will only accept deals that put America FIRST. @PressSec 🔥