toast guerta (formerly of blaseball)

alright gamers its time to teach you how to make a key lime pie

enumclaw stallions

@pwallinga @Blall_Union YEEEEEESSSSSS

@GuertaToast @Blall_Union riots

i will always look back on this time fondly. thank you for everything. Confirmed ⚾️✔️ the real Blaseballs were the friends you made along the way

@emfring @BfWinkler @HartfordBlase @MiamiDale4ever @BlaseballCrabs @KC_BreathMints @TheSeaGarages @jaggedwirephoto no you were the best improv guy

@GuertaToast @BfWinkler @HartfordBlase @MiamiDale4ever @BlaseballCrabs @KC_BreathMints @TheSeaGarages @jaggedwirephoto I thought I was the best team :(

the best posters: @BfWinkler @HartfordBlase the best team twitters: @MiamiDale4ever @BlaseballCrabs the best team: @KC_BreathMints and pre-season 11 @TheSeaGarages best oc: @GuertaToast fuck you best photographer: @jaggedwirephoto (please follow i love photography)

@HartfordBlase hm, now an unpaid internship is something im accustomed to! do i get to interrogate local businesses on their health department scores?

@GuertaToast I am, as always correct Mr. Guerta. Something you must not be accustomed with very often. Pity. Speaking of pity, I did heard you were out of a job. There's an unpaid intern position available at the Hartford Past. I could make a few calls.

To those who clamor for journalistic excellence: This is the Hartford Past one final time: Hunter Chadsworth III would like to remind you all that the Boston Flowers never won a ILB Series. To the bitter end I was right. Dictated but not read by Hunter Chadsworth III.

@IslandSaoirse oh so true

@GuertaToast Pies

Every single Breath Mints fan is a Melee Yoshi main whether they know it or not

@BfWinkler ❤️🌹⚾️

@GuertaToast NicKnacks and brothers for life 🌹

@IslandSaoirse which team is shiek

@GuertaToast Mr game and watch

I'm going to miss #blaseball so much Thanks to the Game Band for making it, to the amazingly creative community of people who played it and to everyone who ever dug my designs

@IslandSaoirse garages falcon or shiek i'm conflicted

@GuertaToast Tigers falco

@howlexandrey @BLASEBALLPEPITO AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

@BLASEBALLPEPITO AWOOOOOOOOO!!! AWOOOO AWOOO AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *chokes on taco shell* AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

YOU CAN STOP THE BLASEBALL GAMES BUT YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM RUNNING OUT ONTO THE EMPTY FIELDS AND EATING TACOS UNTIL I THROW UP

@CatboyDestiny hell yeah, maybe we can get a lil training in after or you know just relax! you deserve it

@PieLovinKitty you can always come by the warhorse, i stole all my old coffee shit from the stadium

I do not know what to do with myself now :<

@TheSplortsHub @BfWinkler i will build my own blaseball with blackjack and blueberries!

@BfWinkler Yeah. When we do our next Blaseball stream

Can I please be on @TheSplortsHub now Joey?

what

@CatboyDestiny well, wanna go get some pizza or something?

@BfWinkler you have always been there for me nic, i am so proud to have known you brother. NicKnacks for life

@GuertaToast No words, just love. You made blaseball and the pandemic a little easier. I will always appreciate that. There's a place for you at Lulu's and JP whenever.

@BlaseballGoku bye goku! until next fight

goodbye pies