Halexandrey Walton

Ooc: wow. Uh. Out of all the outcomes for this spring I never thought this would be it. Thank you to everyone who loved this terrible coyote as much as I do. I don't know who wrote her first wiki entry, but if you see this, thank you--

@BLASEBALLPEPITO AWOOOOOOOOO!!! AWOOOO AWOOO AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *chokes on taco shell* AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

@howlexandrey AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

YOU CAN STOP THE BLASEBALL GAMES BUT YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM RUNNING OUT ONTO THE EMPTY FIELDS AND EATING TACOS UNTIL I THROW UP

did not even mention me by name how dare they why would they not mention 2 time champ halexandrey walton

@VelaSauce i know i am 👅🩸

@howlexandrey You’re right!!

after everything we did together was it worth it?

You Can (Not) Care

I never put them up, but I had posters for a world where teams could play themselves, where we were our own worst enemy (jk, obviously capitalism was our worst enemy) (*shuffles notecards* I have more)

--ttrpg podcast that brought me to blaseball in the first place. The people over there are truly incredible. Anyway, I love you all. Halex's Twitter will remain up as long as this hellsite allows it to. Thanks again for the memories.

--for being the spark that brought Halexandrey Walton, 2x champ and APEX PREDATOR, to life. If you want to follow me, I'm @clockwork_worm . If you want to hear some incredible, extremely queer, anticapitalist stories, check out friends at the table. They are an incredible--

Ooc: wow. Uh. Out of all the outcomes for this spring I never thought this would be it. Thank you to everyone who loved this terrible coyote as much as I do. I don't know who wrote her first wiki entry, but if you see this, thank you--

We are devastated to announce we are ending Blaseball and saying goodbye to some incredible team members. Our full post here: @thegameband/so-long-blaseball-2a5ecec378f7" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@thegameband/s…

anyway i will return when blaseball does im just too busy doing Coyote Things (crimes) to talk

i log on for the first time in months to retweet a meme and discover i was given the ability to downvote replies its because im cool

@Blase_JKoch Next time U lose a phone let me know and I can get U a new 1 with out any nature spirit haggling

Spellscouts took my phone as a prank and lost it in a game with a nature spirit. But I'm back! I owe a nature spirit some cool rocks, but I'm back!

Just a heads up that there's a lot of stolen #blaseball art on redbubble by bot accounts. If you're a blaseball artist (especially logo or tlopps-like player art) it might be a good idea to check to make sure yours isn't up there)

the beginning 🥺🦐🥺

OOC: CW: pedophilia We don't usually make tweets like this, but this is important. @/wyattmasonVIII and @/wormthrice are run by a known map (pedophile) supporter. It is important for the safety of the minors in this community that people like this are not allowed here.

@Blase_JKoch Yes but the only way 2 get better is 2 feel like your life is in danger

@howlexandrey Will the blaserunning drills involve you chasing me again

Am I even a blaseball player anymore? Is it worth running drills? Yes, because the Spellscouts have a blittle league and I will not be overshadowed