Onya Deen

@WatcherGuru Why is this important for the rest of the world?

JUST IN: 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia's East-West oil pipeline bypassing the Strait of Hormuz is now pumping at full capacity of 7 million barrels per day.

@BarcaUniversal West ham should sign him

🚨 SURVEY: Barcelona may be planning to sell Ferran Torres this summer. Good decision?

@BarcaUniversal Its true. Even if he earns 600k a week, compare to a baseball player who we never heard of would still earn more

🚨🚨 Bartomeu: "Messi earned little for what he gave, both on a sporting and on an economic or commercial level."

@FootyHumour "LETS HEAR THAT SILENCE!"

Darwin tells the fans to shush… then asks them to make more noise. Generational IQ on display.

@BouafifNour Level of La Liga, when anyone is ready to talk.

Rashford has never completed more than 3 successful dribbles in a single game for Barça this season, in fact, he’s only hit 3 once. Today against Uruguay, he completed 6 in just one game.

@Ridderz86 It should be an option if your watching the match to listen to this live, that would be awesome.

This is class to be fair #safc

@JOKAQARMY1 "Palm beach Pete" "PBP" "PPP" "666"

There's more than one Palm Beach Pete

@GuntherEagleman Go to 1:48

🚨 Brazilian skate legend Sandro Dias just smashed the world record! Dropped in from 230 feet up, that’s like 22 stories high, on a wild temporary ramp in Brazil. Hit a blistering 64 mph.

@FightStorage This could be the greatest into of a song of all time

Man goes viral for hitting high notes mid argument on Facebook live after his baby mama tells him his music career won’t take off 💀

@StephTuittRules @MurrayHillGuy1 Its for her grave....

@MurrayHillGuy1 What happens when she finds out your mom doesn't live in your city? 😂😂😂

Rizz tip: Walk around the city holding flowers. Girls will automatically notice you. It’s mysterious… you stand out without saying a word. When you see one you actually like, don’t even bring up the flowers. Just go: “Hey, random but I had to say, that jacket is fire.” Or some other random thing about her appearance. She’ll eventually ask who the flowers are for. “Just grabbed them for my mom. About to go see her…let me get your number so we can go out sometime.” Game over

Comedian — What do you do? 🇮🇱 Israeli — I am a war crime investigator Comedian — What are you investigating? 🇮🇱 Israeli — War crimes in Ukraine Comedian — Why don’t you first investigate the war crime in Gaza? Start with criminals at home 🤣 This comedian has a bigger SPINE than 190 countries combined 🔥

@HarryOnComms @iSlimfit Yep, then they will send you full bill, take you to court, you either go and they say how much can you afford to pay per month? and you direct debit a less amount than initial CT bill, or don’t go court and they send it to BL, BL can’t gain access it goes back to initial bill ♻️

@iSlimfit I dont pay it.

Council tax is the boldest bill in the UK. You pay it whether you use the services or not, it goes up every April without asking, and if you miss it they escalate faster than any other creditor.

@GreatBritishMC Shes sitting on it

People are convinced that Tennessee Thresh is CHEATING on Danny Aarons after he called her on stream and she was making strange noises while on a trip to LA without him 😳💔

@LFC_Sam__ Every sitting final since then has been 1 nil

Sadio Mane’s goal vs Real Madrid in the 2018 CL final was the last ever goal scored by the losing side in a CL final 🤯

@JoeySalads Well until that day I dont need to imagine. Id like to live in this moment and laugh at things that are funny. Without having to "imagine"

Imagine if a prominent black leader was assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface to mock his widow.

@footballontnt 33 pens tho

Kylian Mbappe’s numbers since joining Real Madrid: 🏟 94 games ⚽️ 82 goals 🅰️ 10 assists Has he lived up to expectations so far? 👀

@_common_W_ They didn't need to try stop Ronaldo like that. Let him have the ball, go RW corner flag. Wait 5 mins. Hell pass

This was Messi’s first match against a PL club. After the game, the intensity and physical battles with defenders left him injured for three months, ruling him out for the rest of the season. Those same players and defenders, Ronaldo faced every week for six years.

@7pzzzz @ClayTravis That's Erika Kirk, widow of Charlie Kirk (founder of Turning Point USA), who was assassinated last September. The photo appears to be her speaking at an event.

@EssexgoonerMr I went into asda and everything was £4. £3.75 in some sort of shitty deal but everywhere you looked was £4.

Honestly at this point UK prices are just made up: How is a return train to London £170? How is a "cheap" weekend away in England suddenly £600 when I could fly abroad for that. How did £700 rent turn into £1500 for the same house? Why does my car insurance rise every year on the same car with no claims? And since when did two bags of shopping come to nearly £100? We're finished. Absolutely done. 🇬🇧