StephTuittRules

How to evaluate a QB: Does he correctly diagnose the defense at the LOS? Does he get the offense in the right play? Does he see where the pressure is coming from and make sure the OL is in the right protection? Does he understand the spaces vacated by said pressure? Does he put WRs on hot routes to exploit said vacated spaces? Does he move off his first read quickly enough to get to the 2nd read and still stay under 2.5 seconds TTT? Does he know WHEN to throw it so the ball arrives as space is there? Can he layer it? Can he fit it into tight spaces? Does he throw guys open when he has to? Does the throw with anticipation on any route BEYOND the first read? Does he move the defense with his eyes for any other route BEYOND the first read? Does he move his feet as he goes through his progressions? Does he feel pressure and know how to side step it without bailing? Does he know when he has to bail vs. knowing that buying a half second longer will yield an open target? Let's start grading who we select to play QB against these qualities and see who comes out. I can assure you no one in the current room would pass.

@frazmoney93 There'd be no one left. 🤣🤣🤣

Vote everyone out that’s responsible

The right decision

@hGhBonkmas STACKED. Shit man, if any of them slip, we have dudes waiting in the wings. Absolutely glorious.

@StephTuittRules And we got jones comin back soon baby

Thursday: Skenes Saturday: Keller Sunday: Mlodzinski Monday: Ashcraft Tuesday: Chandler Absolutely fucking LOVE this rotation. AND its order. And do not give a fuck who hates it. LFG. STACKED.

Pirates' rotation first time through: Thursday: Skenes Saturday: Keller Sunday: Mlodzinski Monday: Ashcraft Tuesday: Chandler Assuming no changes, would be mean Skenes Wednesday in Cincy and Mitch for the home-opener.

@SteelCityBucs30 FUCK. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DK confirms Carmen made the rotation

@SteelCityBucs30 I mean it's everything. He's the true wild card. We will sink or swim on his success, or lack thereof.

I really don’t think people realize how much better this Pirates team would be if Cruz truly had a breakout year. His ceiling is an MVP type player.

@retro_gamess This shit was top notch.

Double Dribble (1986)

@CeltaRanger @recognizedpatte @MurrayHillGuy1 Let's keep that on the down low.

@recognizedpatte @StephTuittRules @MurrayHillGuy1 It’s not exactly street legal.

How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?

@thinarms_race @MurrayHillGuy1 The difference between a city dive and a strip mall dive is the difference between choosing to live and choosing to die.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Of all the things you could’ve posted… do you really think they don’t have dive bars in the suburbs?

People in the suburbs could never experience a place like this

@frazmoney93 😂😂😂

Yes. Don’t like it. Too much fat

@ChatGPDawson @BrianAtlas It's called misandry. Maybe learn what a double standard is. But that would require finishing 3rd grade first. Good luck with that.

@BrianAtlas The thing is, if you’re secure enough in your masculinity, anything Sabrina Carpenter says that is degrading towards men has absolutely zero effect on you

Sabrina Carpenter: "Call men stupid in every possible way that you can" while giving songwriting advice at an award ceremony. If a male recording artist said this about women he'd be dropped by his label, lose his sponsors, tour boycotted, and there would be mass media hysteria.

@SirGeneTX @MomsPostingLs Ain't no 7, bruh.

Barely 7 out of 10. It’s amazing how many women a fairly average attraction I think that they are a 10. This is the reason that 90% of all models who work in United States are actually foreign born, because the rest of the world has women who think they are less attractive than they actually are while the United States has women That’s all think they are a 10 while objectively being much less attractive

This is what a 150k body looks like

@MomsPostingLs Beat. To. Shit.

@DavidGr125 @KodyDuncanPGH Dude, you're wasting your breath. With every tweet, it's more and more obvious that this is just casual fan with a bad case of instant gratification complex and recency bias. Honestly, he's a parody account at this point.

@KodyDuncanPGH He’s not Mickey Mantle. That’s OK. A 19 year old who has struggled in his first attempts above AA ball does not need to start in the majors. We have a gold glove and our 2nd highest 2025 BA available. Give KG time

Just so everyone knows, Konnor Griffin was the best option for SS to start Opening Day. Spring Training stats do not matter so don’t bring up 40 plate appearances as an excuse to why they did this. They rather have Alika Williams on this team and that’s pathetic imo

@SCityNATION412 Yeah, we all see the homers, but the aggregate numbers are pretty uninspiring. And there's zero shame in that. He's 19. Go play some more ball. People are bat shit.

Personally I think there's three reasons Griffin is going to the minors. First off he didn't do well against major league pitching in spring training. The 2nd is the Pirates don't want his clock to start they want more club control. 3rd they want to see if he's worth a contract

Only in America do you turn 30 and people act like you gotta hang it up “unc” meanwhile you go anywhere else and 40–50–60 year olds are out till 2am, dancing, living, actually enjoying life here it’s like: congrats on 30, go buy a house, gain 25 lbs, and schedule fun 2x a year life doesn’t end at 30, 40, or EVER… the normies of the internet just decided it does for some reason

@SCityNATION412 Except that there is absolutely zero chance owners will sign a CBA that counts 2027 as a service year. None.

We better enjoy Skenes this year. With 2027 possibly being a strike yr this is more than likely our last full season with Skenes in a Pirates uniform before he becomes the biggest trade piece in franchise history and one of the biggest in baseball history

@BleedBNetwork Literally every single thing you said is wrong. People will just say anything. What a complete fool.

By rule, Herb Sendek couldn’t call time out. So argument #1 is dead. The clock didn’t delay in starting. Argument #2 dead. The haters have simply outed themselves to be non ball knowing haters.