The Mustachioed James

@TaraBull On their first meeting in '68, Chuck Norris showed Bruce Lee a roundhouse kick so fast, his foot seemed to disappear. When Bruce jokingly asked where it went, Chuck replied, "Into the future." Bruce often thought about that in the years to follow, until suddenly it hit him.

@Cdub_CO @skz_whooo @imfynerthanfyne I see. So, does Gavin face the dog, or you?

@HiThere144 @skz_whooo @imfynerthanfyne I have a dog so I put my California king right in the middle

my boyfriend took me to his house for the first time, and his bedroom is set up like this… so fascinating

A Japanese newspaper published this comic explaining the US political divide

@Coretrayn @skz_whooo @imfynerthanfyne Also, a chair to read in has been a feature of my bedroom since I was 6 or so, yes, but I never grew out of reading once I became literate. I won't apologize to children for being 50-something and reading books.

@HiThere144 @skz_whooo @imfynerthanfyne I have other rooms. And I’m just talking about in general like if you go on a date and bring someone home…. Are you alright man? wtf are you talking about getting cucked on floor space lol I’m not hanging out in the bedroom all day I’m not 15

@Coretrayn @skz_whooo @imfynerthanfyne i'm just one of those weirdos who thinks both sex and re-arranging my furniture are the purview of monogamous relationships. If you're keeping your room arranged for one-night stands, you may as well be cucked, you're inviting her and all her boyfriends in your bed

Cut to James Bond and a likely babe trapped in an air pocket making love while his communicator goes off with a message from the Prime Minister and they prolong their own rescue passionately

@AlainBaron747 @GinieSigonney James Bubblobblond The Rippling Daylight

@GinieSigonney Après le bateau... à fond de verre... L'avion !!! 🤔

Rate my first sea landing 😂 . . . 📷©️credit reserved to the author

@AlainBaron747 @GinieSigonney James Bubbloblond License To Fill With Water

@AlainBaron747 @GinieSigonney James Bubbloblond From Russia, Wind-Sub

@AlainBaron747 @GinieSigonney James Bubbloblond Docked Her Low

@AlainBaron747 @GinieSigonney James Bubbloblond Searaker

@AlainBaron747 @GinieSigonney James Bubbloblond Octopus, Ew

@AlainBaron747 @GinieSigonney James Bubblobblond A Flew-Too-Low Kill

@AlainBaron747 @GinieSigonney James Bubblobblond The Fly-Too-Lowed Me

@GinieSigonney This is normal for flights from Australia They go to the edge of the map and then they pop out the other side it works just like Atari, only upside-down

@TheWorldClassBS Birds of Prey was worse, and that's saying something.

Yeah. I can't think of a crappier DC film. Can you?

@thatguy0520_ @TheWorldClassBS Rosie Perez was 50-something when they filmed the supposed fight sequences. Yeah, I get Kryptonians, but i don't see the necessity of putting 50-something 5'2" Puerto Rican girls in action sequences, that is a sci-fi leap too far for a comic book movie

@TheWorldClassBS These 2 are the leaders of the pack in that category.

@engineers_feed don't know if you knew this, but those wheels aren't powered and don't have anything to do with whether the plane rolls forward or backward, do whatever you want with them except put a brake on them or clamp them to the runway, and the plane will fly

We should all get the same answer folks 💪🏼

@koenig_pete @SteveInmanClips don't forget the little fan, I'm thinking they thought if they had a fan hooked up to the crankshaft, that would be all the propulsion they needed to go through the air, and completely forgot actually generating lift is a thing that takes power

@SteveInmanClips It may have escaped their calculations that one the wheels lift from the ground there's no longer any forward propulsion except for the forward inertia.

Nailed it.

@SteveInmanClips if anyone in any engineering capacity signed off on any of that, they need their license revoked I can tell you by looking at it that thing isn't going to generate sufficient lift on that little motor to clear that building with that amount of frame and wheels are they crazy

@AmiriKing Teenage Mutant Ni you know where this is going

Name this waterpark attraction.